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Frases Celebres
No importa el tamano de la pieza... sino el tiempo que este tiesa.
No hay mujeres feas... solo hombres sobrios.
La paja mata al estudiante... pero el estudiante no le teme a la muerte.
Las mujeres consideran que guardar un secreto es simplemente no decir quien se lo dijo.
Hay 3 tipos de Mujeres: las lindas, las inteligentes y la mayoria.
El hombre siempre tiene la ultima palabra: "Si querida"
Podra usted poseer mi cuerpo, caballero; pero mi corazon pertenece enteramente al cornudo de mi marido.
"Home computers are the perfect thing for women who don't feel that men provide them with enough frustration." - J. Wagner
"Computers in the future may weigh no more than 1.5 tons." - Popular Mechanics, forecasting the relentless march of science, 1949
"I have traveled the length and breadth of this country and talked with the best people, and I can assure you that data processing is a fad that won't last out the year." - The editor in charge of business books for Prentice Hall, 1957
"But what ... is it good for?" - Engineer at the Advanced Computing Systems Division of IBM, 1968, commenting on the microchip.
"There is no reason anyone would want a computer in their home." - Ken Olson, president, chairman, and founder of Digital Equipment Corp., 1977
"So we went to Atari and said, 'Hey, we've got this amazing thing, even built with some of your parts, and what do you think about funding us? Or, we'll give it to you. We just want to do it. Pay our salary, we'll come work for you.' And they said, 'No.' So, then, we went to Hewlett-Packard, and they said, 'Hey, we don't need you. You haven't got through college yet.' " - Apple Computer Inc. founder Steve Jobs on attempts to get Atari and H-P interested in his and Steve Wozniak's personal computer.
"640K ought to be enough for anybody." - Bill Gates, 1981
"$100 million dollars is way too much to pay for Microsoft." - IBM, 1982
"Too many people approached their web designs with only half-a-mind. Others spent so much time developing fancy logos and layouts that they forgot about the content. The best web sites are simple yet elegant; easy to navigate; with the value in the content." - Chey Cobb
"By 1995 personal computers were in 37 percent of American households. In that year more money was spent buying PCs that TV sets." - The World Almanac and Book of Facts, 1996
"In 1995 the Internet handled more mail than the 177 billion pieces that went through the U.S. Postal Service." - Todd Copilevitz, "The E-Mail/Snail Mail Debate," Dallas Morning News, April 28, 1996
"Only 20 years ago there were 50,000 computers in the world; now that many are being installed daily.... There will be a billion people on the Net by the end of the decade." - Don Tapscott, The Digital Economy
"La television no podra con ningun mercado despues de los primeros seis meses. La gente se aburrira enseguida de mirar todas las noches la misma caja de madera" 1946 - Darryl F. Zanuck, director de la 20th Century Fox
"La radio no tiene valor comercial. ¿Quien pagaria por un mensaje enviado a nadie en particular?" (1920 - Robert Sarnoff, presidente de la RCA)
"I think there is a world market for maybe five computers." - Thomas Watson, chairman of IBM, 1943
"Make something fool-proof, and someone will make a better fool."
"I may not be totally perfect, but parts of me are excellent." - Ashleigh Brilliant
"The further backward you look, the further forward you can see." - Winston Churchill
"Don't go around saying the world owes you a liing; the world owes you nothing; it was here first." - Mark Twain
"Es mejor permanecer callado y parecer un tonto que abrir la boca y disipar toda duda."
...Encontrados en paredes de los baños:
"The best way to a man's heart is to saw his breast plate open." - Women's restroom, Murphy's, Champaign, IL -(not far from a major medical school)
"Don't trust anything that bleeds for 5 days and doesn't die." - Men's restroom, Murphy's, Champaign, IL
"I've decided that to raise my grades I must lower my standards." - Houghton Library, Harvard University. Cambridge, Massachusetts.
"Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity." - The Bayou, Baton Rouge, Louisiana.
"No matter how good she looks, just remember: some other guy is sick and tired of putting up with her shit." - Men's Room, Linda's Bar and Grill. Chapel Hill, North Carolina.
"God is dead. - Nietzsche ; Nietzsche is dead. - God" - The Tombs Restaurant. Washington, D.C.
El autentico amigo es aquel que sabe todo sobre ti y sigue siendo tu amigo.
Recuerda que para el mundo eres alguien pero para alguien eres el mundo.
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