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FREE SPEECH ON WEB GETTING PLANET-WIDE TEST

Published: Feb. 1, 1996

CHRIS SCHEFLER SAYS he's doing just fine. Schefler, the president of Web Communications, a tiny Santa Cruz Web-access company, sounds fine -- for a man who just had a giant flaming chunk of international telecommunications controversy fall out of the blue and into his lap. ... This global censorship problem is squarely in our neighborhood now and moving closer to home by the day. ALSO: Cinequest film festival's tech component; Prodigy's e-mail changes and promo chats; good and bad news for Mac aficionados.


Saint Silicon --- The World's 1st COMPUTER COMEDIAN

Jeffrey Armstrong Corporate Humorist - Author - Motivational Speaker

Known as Saint $ilicon by the Fortune 500 Companies who regularly hire him to entertain and motivate. You've read about him in The Wall Street Journal, USA Today, and The New York Times. He is the author of the funniest computer book you'll ever read "The Binary Bible of Saint Silicon."

Jeffrey has combined his fifteen years of Silicon Valley sales and marketing experience with a great sense of humor and keen insight into human nature. He perfects a hilarious blend of high-tech double entendre, Eastern Mysticism, and papal parody.

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SAINT $ILICON COMPUTER HUMORIST guaranteed to entertain anyone who has ever laid eyes on a computer. "The Good Mousekeeping Seal of Approval"

...Has your Data Been Saved? (How about your Momma)

JEFFREY ARMSTRONG is the creator of SAINT $ILICON The World's 1st Hi Tech Comedian

(With the possible exception of IBM, Apple, Microsoft, Sun, Borland, Symantec) Oh never mind... Just trust us... he's funny!

As the founder of the World's only computer religion, and author of the Binary Bible, St. $ilicon is definitely the fastest pun in the west and he is pulling your joystick. If you work with computers - you will laugh, if you obsess over computers you will die and go to heaven!

For the last ten years, people at companies around the world have been laughing at St. Silicon's parody of technology. NOW IT'S YOUR TURN!

Saint $ilicon is known as the 4th Quarter Prophet and he's probably only kidding!

Jeffrey Armstrong - COMPUTER COMEDIAN - CREATIVE WRITER

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    Free Speech Electronic Frontier Foundation
    -- A non-profit civil liberties organization working in the public interest to protect privacy, free expression, and access to online resources and information. Censorship on Net Closes in Globally

    Published: Jan. 4, 1996

    TOP ITEM: By this point, you've probably heard about CompuServe's little dirty-picture problem with German law enforcement. ... This case is not really about grainy digitized photos of Brigitte and her donkey illustrating the client -server relationship. It's about who will have jurisdiction over a global medium.

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    What clients are saying about Saint $ilicon

    APPLE "Thank you for an entertaining and innovative performance!"
    IBM "You were wonderful, exciting and funny!" AT&T "We enjoyed your presentation and heard nothing but praise and positive input from the audience."
    BORLAND "Your performance was a riot, everyone laughed and had a great time!"
    THE WALL ST. JOURNAL "A marvelous parody of Computer technology"
    THE NEW YORK TIMES "Saint $ilicon is Silicon Valley's Laugh Man"

    USA TODAY "Saint $ilicon is the saint for the data distressed computer user"

    LA TIMES "Saint $ilicon - A preacher for PC Fun- damentalism"

    DISCOVER MAGAZINE "Saint $ilicon is a solid hit on the circuit circuit"

    SAN JOSE MERCURY NEWS "Mix computers, comedy and religion and what do you get? Saint $ilicon!"

    For information on Saint $ilicon TV, radio or special event performances Please contact S. Graham & Associates ( 604) 681-1099 or (604) 298-8476
    JEFFREY ARMSTRONG is SAINT $ILICON

    The Experiment is Over

    ---------------------- by Glenn Fleishman

    Most people believe that the Internet is still a project funded by the U.S. government. This includes a handful of journalists I had lunch with recently who write about PCs, online services, and the Internet. After twenty minutes of discussion, I managed to persuade them otherwise.

    The National Science Foundation Network (NSFNet) used to serve as the backbone of the Internet, and, yes, it was built by the U.S. government. NSFNet originally existed to encourage "scholarly" communication and research; its purpose was to connect mid-level, non-commercial networks with research institutions, supercomputer centers, and (with joint funding from other nations) other computing resources around the world. In fact, over the last four years the Internet has been increasingly made up of commercial networks that interface with each other and NSFNet. About two years ago, the "Internet Powers That Be" decided that the experiment was over - that is, they had proven and established the viability of private sector TCP/IP (Internet Protocol) networks, and government money no longer needed to be invested in that infrastructure. Rather, the money should be directed toward future gigabit bandwidth projects and their role in building the so- called information superhighway.

    In November 1994, the NSFNet took the first in a series of steps that would essentially remove the backbone of the beast (the Internet) without killing it. Colleges and other institutions that have been using the NSFNet were advised to find alternate feeds (which have turned out to be primarily MCI, Sprintlink, and ANS, which actually ran the NSFNet backbone as a joint effort between MCI and IBM and then had most of its operations sold to AOL a few months ago).

    The final stages are now occurring - some of you may have noted some instability in the Internet in the last week. On 21-Apr-95, the routing tables for NSFNet - essentially, the subway maps for packets on the Internet - were removed. Some problems occurred and part of the routing was re-established. Also, all the major backbone operators (Sprintlink, MCI, PSI, UUnet, Network99, etc.) have been upgrading and moving their equipment at the major Network Access Point (NAP) in Washington, D.C., causing more instability.

    On 30-Apr-95 NSFNet was turned off for good unless something unexpected happened that required some additional perpetuation for a few more days.

    This marks a major leap: the Internet is now an all-commercial network. Even if you decide to count the government and education as non-commercial, their traffic is carried on backbones operated by commercial enterprises.

    The National Science Foundation will be pumping about $4 million into the commercial networks this year to support the transition, but that funding will decrease and vanish in four years. The bite is that the networks must agree to develop and "peer" (exchange packets) at NAPs. Currently, the major points are MAE-EAST (Metropolitan Area Ethernet East) in Washington, D.C., and the ATM/SMDS/Pac Bell hub in San Jose. Motion is underway by several major networks to start a non-ATM-flavored hub in the Bay Area; Network99 has spearheaded a Chicago NAP; and apparently NAPs in Denver, Seattle, Dallas, and other major cities are also underway. This week, my Internet provider, Interconnected Associates, begins a peering arrangement in their Network Operation Center between Sprintlink and Network99.

    These developments have been under-reported because of their highly technical nature. But regardless of the deep details of the transition, it's a major step in the commercialization of the Net. In fact - it's the **last** step.

    Want more info on the routing of the Internet? Check out
    The Routing Arbiter

    [Glenn Fleishman is the president of the Point of Presence Company (an Internet presence provider), and also a contributing editor for Adobe Magazine, a free-lance featurist for InfoWorld, and the moderator of the Internet Marketing mailing list.


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