Saint Silicon --- The World's 1st COMPUTER COMEDIAN

Jeffrey Armstrong Corporate Humorist - Author - Motivational Speaker

Known as Saint $ilicon by the Fortune 500 Companies who regularly hire him to entertain and motivate. You've read about him in The Wall Street Journal, USA Today, and The New York Times. He is the author of the funniest computer book you'll ever read "The Binary Bible of Saint Silicon."

Jeffrey has combined his fifteen years of Silicon Valley sales and marketing experience with a great sense of humor and keen insight into human nature. He perfects a hilarious blend of high-tech double entendre, Eastern Mysticism, and papal parody.

CORPORATE HUMOR PROGRAMS

SAINT $ILICON COMPUTER HUMORIST guaranteed to entertain anyone who has ever laid eyes on a computer. "The Good Mousekeeping Seal of Approval"

...Has your Data Been Saved? (How about your Momma)

JEFFREY ARMSTRONG is the creator of SAINT $ILICON The World's 1st Hi Tech Comedian

(With the possible exception of IBM, Apple, Microsoft, Sun, Borland, Symantec) Oh never mind... Just trust us... he's funny!

As the founder of the World's only computer religion, and author of the Binary Bible, St. $ilicon is definitely the fastest pun in the west and he is pulling your joystick. If you work with computers - you will laugh, if you obsess over computers you will die and go to heaven!

For the last ten years, people at companies around the world have been laughing at St. Silicon's parody of technology. NOW IT'S YOUR TURN!

Saint $ilicon is known as the 4th Quarter Prophet and he's probably only kidding!

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What clients are saying about Saint $ilicon

APPLE "Thank you for an entertaining and innovative performance!"
IBM "You were wonderful, exciting and funny!" AT&T "We enjoyed your presentation and heard nothing but praise and positive input from the audience."
BORLAND "Your performance was a riot, everyone laughed and had a great time!"
THE WALL ST. JOURNAL "A marvelous parody of Computer technology"
THE NEW YORK TIMES "Saint $ilicon is Silicon Valley's Laugh Man"

USA TODAY "Saint $ilicon is the saint for the data distressed computer user"

LA TIMES "Saint $ilicon - A preacher for PC Fun- damentalism"

DISCOVER MAGAZINE "Saint $ilicon is a solid hit on the circuit circuit"

SAN JOSE MERCURY NEWS "Mix computers, comedy and religion and what do you get? Saint $ilicon!"

For information on Saint $ilicon TV, radio or special event performances Please contact S. Graham & Associates ( 604) 681-1099 or (604) 298-8476
JEFFREY ARMSTRONG is SAINT $ILICON