Pussy Lips
Pontiac =
Poor old nut thinks it's a Cadillac
Porsche =
Piece of retired Scrap, continually high expense
RAC =
Ruins All Cars
Rolls Royce =
Regarded Only as Luxury Life Style. Runs Over Your Current Expences.
SAAB =
Swedish Automobile - Always Broken
Send Another Automobile Back
Swedish Automobiles Always Breakdown.
Sable =
Same Auto But Less Engineering
Toyota
Too Often Yankes Overprice This Auto
VOLVO
Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object
VW
Virtually Worthless
Very Worthless
Stop (ie rule)
Spin Tyres On Pavement
airlines
AA =Abort! Abort!
Always Awful
American (AA) =
A Miricle Each Rider Is Currently Alive Now
Airline Meals Eaten Regularly Induces Cramps and Nausea
AI (Air India) =
Allah Informed
Alitalia =
Always Late In Transit, Always Late In Arrival
Airplane Landed In Tokyo And Luggage In Atlanta
A Little Italian Tit And Lotsa Italitan Ass
A Little Italian Tradition And Lotsa Italian Attitude
AUA =
Almost Unknown Airline
AWA =
Always Wasting Assets
BA =
Bloody Awful
British Apoplectic
BEA =
Better Eat Afterwards
BOAC =
Better On A Camel
Blast Off And Crash
Boeing =
Broken Off Engines In Numerous Gardens
BWIA =
Baggage Wandering In Africa
Better Walk If you're Able
Born to Wait In Airports
But Will I Arrive?
CAAC =
Chinese Airlines Always Cancel
Dan Air =
Dangerous And Nearly Always Incredibly Rough
Delta =
Damaged Engines Limit Take-off Ability
Directed Everybody's Luggage To Atlanta
Doesn't Even Leave The Airport
Drunken Engineers Land Too Abruptly
Departures Extra-Late, Tardy Arrivals
Directed Everybody's Luggage To Atlanta
Doesn't Ever Let Terrorists Aboard
Doesn't Experience Like This Andrenalize?
Don't Even Let Them Aboard
EAA =
Even Apes Aviate
El Al =
Egyptian Louting Arab Loathing
Every Landing Always Late
Every Landing Always Lousy
Everyones Luggage Always Lost
Finnair =
Flies Ideally? Nah, Not Airbourne In Reality
JAL =
Journey Always Late
JAT =
Joke About Time
Liat =
Luggage Is Always Tardy
Lot =
Lots Of Trouble
Lufthansa =
Let Us Fiddle The Hostess And Not Say Anything
MAS =
May Actually Shit
Northwest =
Nobody Out Ranks This Horrid, Worthless, Excruciatingly Sluggish Transport
Olympic =
Onassis Likes Your Money Paid In Cash
PAL =
Prick Always Long
Pan Am =
Passengers Always Need A Mortician
Pilots Are Not A Must
Poor Airline Needs Any Money
PIA =
Passenger's Illegal Abductor
Perhaps I Arrive
Please Inform Allah
PSA =
Paul's Saturday Airline
PWA =
Pete's Wobbly Airline
Piddly Widdly Airline
Please Wait Awhile
Qantas =
Queasy and Nauseous, Tired And Sick
Queers And Nymphomaniacs Trained As Stewards
Quick And Nasty Transportation, Australian Style
Quite A Neat Trick, Arriving Safely
Quite A Nice Trip, Any Survivors?
Quits Air-travel, Next Time Approaches Ship
Sabena =
Such A Bad Experience - Never Again
SAHSA =
Stay At Home, Stay Alive
SAS =
Service After Sex
Sex And Satisfaction
Such A S***
Sia =
Sex In the Air
Singapore Imitates America
TACA =
Take Another Carrier Always
Take A Coffin Along
Tome Alcohol Cuanda Aborda
TAP =
Take A Parachute
Take Another Plane
Thy =
They Hate You
TWA =
That Was Accidental
That Was Awful
Travel With Arabs
Teeny Weeny Airlines
Try Walking Across
Try With Another
Today's Worst Airline
Tomorrow We'll Arrive
Tomorrow's Widebody Accident
Totally Wasted Airlines
United =
U Need Insurance That Exempts Death
Usually Not Enclined To Eliminate Disasters
USAir (used to be Allegheny Airlines) =
Unfortunately Still Allegheny In Reality
Uta =
Unlikely To Arrive
Unable To Ascend
Varig =
Virgin's Are Rare In Glasgow
Virgin =
Very Interesting Ride: Going Into Nymphos
Films, Theatre and Television
Animal House = "Adolescents Need Idiotic Moves, And Landis Has Obliged Us "-Siskel & Ebert.
Dracula = Dark Royal As Cunning Undead Lady Attacker
Dune = Dull. Uninteresting. Needs Editing
Evita = Endless Vivacity In The Argentine
GMTV = Give Me The Valium
Hair = Hippies And Idiots Rejoice
Jaws = Just A White Shark
Mash = Medical Army Surviving Horrors
Rambo = Rocky As Military Bozo in Orient
Star Trek = Space Tirade About Romulan Tyrannical Rule, Evil Klingons
The Hunt For Red October = The Heated Event Has Unfolded Now. That Foxy Old Red Russian Earns Defection Over Crisis. The Operative Brought: Enigmatic Ryan.
The Sound Of Music = This Has Everything: Singing Orphans, Uctuous Nuns, Dancing Over Flowery Mountains, Unnecessary Sweetness In Concert
Twin Peaks = The Wierdest Imagary Never Previously Encountered. Also Kompletely Surreal.
Wayne's World = Wacky And Young Newcomers Excite Screen With Original Repartee, Lunacy, Dialogue
Yentl = You Evidently Need Talmudic Learning
Qualifications
ACCA = Any Cunt Can AccountBA = Bloody Awful
BEng = Brainless Engineer - Not Good
BS = Bull Shit
CPA = Can't Pass Arithmetic
GCSE = Generally Can't Spell Enything
ICMA = Incredibly Crooked Misleading Accountant
MBa = Married But Available
MBa = Master Of Brainless Axioms
MBa = Master of Bugger All
MBa = Mediocre But Arrogant
MBa = Minimal Brains Available
MS = More Shit
PhD = Piled High & Deep
other
FBI = Fat Bumbling Idiots!FBI = Free Beer Inside.
FCC = Fools & Company Corp.
Adidas = Advertising Does Influence Dumb Asshole's Selection
Adidas = All Day I Dream Of Sex
DNA = National Dyslexic Association
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