legal lunacy

In Washington state it's illegal to pretend that your parents are rich.

In Oklahoma it's a criminal offense to give liquor to a fish.

Chicago can toss you in jail for eating in a place that is on fire.

Peeling an orange in your hotel room is banned in California.

A kiss in Halenthorpe, MD can't last longer than one second.

A woman can't drive in Memphis unless a man is running in front waving a red flag to warn other drivers.

Funeral directors can be arrested for using profane language in front of a dead person in Nevada.

It's illegal to blindfold cows on the highway in Arkansas.

Fort Wayne, IN - It's illegal to carry a watermelon into a public park.

In Georgia it used to be illegal to ride a public bus if you stink.

In one state it's illegal for a baby to be delivered without it's mothers presence.

In oregon it used to be illegal for a woman to drink coffe.

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