Unscented perfume
Dehydrated H2O (water)
Write-Only Memory Chips
Illiterate hard drive (can't read or write)
sterilized needles for lethal injection
kamikaze pilots that wears helmets
phoneless cord. (For people who like peace and quiet)
Whose cruel idea was it for the word "lisp" to have an "S" in it?
Tell a man that there are 400 billion stars, and he'll believe you. Tell him a
bench has wet paint, and he has to touch it.
How come SUPERMAN could stop bullets with his chest, but always ducked when
someone threw a gun at him?
Why is it called a HAMBURGER, when it's made out of BEEF?
Why does SOUR CREAM have an expiration date?
What would a chair look like, if your knees bent the other way?
If "Con" is the opposite of "Pro", then what is the opposite of "Progress"?
Why is lemon juice mostly artificial ingredients, but dishwashing liquid contains real lemons?
Why buy a product that takes 2000 flushes to get rid of?
Why do we wait until a pig is dead to cure it?
Why do we wash bath towels? Aren't we clean when we use them?
Why do we put suits in a garment bag, and put garments in a suitcase?
Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
Do Roman paramedics refer to "IV's" as "4's"?