My top ten favorite things to do.
10. Fidget, squirm, and whine when my owner brushes me.
9. Bite my owners' ankles.
8. Flop on my back with my tongue out.
7. Eat
6. Drink water from
the toilet(It tastes better). 
5. Eat lettuce
4. Bother Frieda (one of my playmates)
3. Eat
2. Sleep
1. Eat