IF YOU ARE UNDER 18, OR EASILY OFFENDED, PLEASE GO BACK NOW!

Yes, you do need a Java-reading Web browser, and something like Real Audio or Beatnik to hear, or you can just download them. These are all original sounds made by some friends and I.

From The Fat Andy Library

Excited Woman Woman having sex.
Excited Man Man having sex.
Man Having An Erection Wouldn't you like to slam this man's ham?
Rubbing The Assy-Nipples What happens when sand is rubbed on YOUR assy nipples?
Dirty Pussy In G Minor This song is for one of our favorite skanks.
Stacey And Jeremy Get It On Mmm, everyone likes to hear two dirtballs do it.
The Final Orgy Everyone was in on this one.

Thanks go out to Lummox, Morphine, The Professor, Comb The Hair Forward, and DUI.
If these sound files upset anyone, DON'T LISTEN TO THEM!

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