Bill & Hillary were driving thru Arkansas on vacation when they stopped for gas. The pump jockey at the station just happened to be Hillary's old boyfriend.
Bill leaned over and put his arm around Hillary and said, "aren't you glad you married me? If you would have married him, you would have been the wife of a gas station attendant, instead of the wife of the President".
Hillary turned to Bill and said, "No, if I would have married him, I would have been the wife of the President and you would have been a gas station attendant".