Cupid kissed God and that got the ball rollin'.
Julio, age 9
One of the Greek lady gods got a crush on one of the Greek man gods.
he tried to hit her with lightning and thunderbolts, but he
just couldn't get her away from him ... After a while, they became
the first married gods.
Robbie, age 8
One of the people has freckles and so he finds somebody else who
has freckles too.
Andrew, age 6
No one is sure why it happens, but I heard it has something to do
with how you smell ...That's why perfume and deodorant are so popular.
Mae, age 9
I think you're supposed to get shot with an arrow or something,
but the rest of it isn't supposed to be so painful.
Manuel, age 8
Like an avalanche where you have to run for your life.
John, age 9
If falling in love is anything like learning how to spell, I
don't want to do it. It takes too long.
Glenn, age 7
If you want to be loved by somebody who isn't already in
your family, it doesn't hurt to be beautiful.
Anita C., age 8
It isn't always just how you look. Look at me. I'm handsome
like anything and I haven't got anybody to marry me yet.
Brian, age 7
Beauty is skin deep. But how rich you are can last a long
time.
Christine, age 9
Love is the most important thing in the world, but baseball
is pretty good too.
Greg, age 8
Mooshy ... like puppy dogs ... except puppy dogs don't wag
their tails nearly as much.
Arnold, age 10
When a person gets kissed for the first time, they fall down
and they don't get up for at least an hour.
Wendy, age 8
All of a sudden, the people get movies fever so they can
sit together in the dark.
Sherm, age 8
They want to make sure their rings don't fall off because they
paid good money for them.
Gavin, age 8
They are just practicing for when they might have to walk down
the aisle someday and do the holy matchimony thing.
John, age 9
I'm in favor of love as long as it doesn't happen when
'Dinosaurs' is on television.
Jill, age 6
Love is foolish ... but I still might try it sometime.
Floyd, age 9
Yesterday I kissed a girl in a private place ... We were behind a tree.
Carey, age 7
Love will find you, even if you are trying to hide from it.
I've been trying to hide from it since I was five, but the girls
keep finding me.
Dave, age 8
I'm not rushing into being in love. I'm finding fourth grade hard enough.
Regina, age 10
Sensitivity don't hurt.
Robbie, age 8
One of you should know how to write a check. Because, even if
you have tons of love, there is still going to be a lot of bills.
Ava, age 8
Tell them that you own a whole bunch of candy stores.
Del, age 6
Shake your hips and hope for the best.
Camille, age 9
Yell out that you love them at the top of your lungs ... and
don't worry if their parents are right there.
Manuel, age 8
Don't do things like have smelly, green sneakers. You might
get attention, but attention ain't the same thing as love.
Alonzo, age 9
One way is to take the girl out to eat. Make sure it's
something she likes to eat. French fries usually works for me.
Bart, age 9