Pick up Lines

1. Your name must be Daisy, because I have the incredible urge to plant you right here!
2. Just call me milk, I'll do your body good.
3. Your body's name must be Visa, because it's everywhere I want to be.
4. Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money?
5. I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make your Bed Rock.
6. I may not be the best looking guy here, but I'm the only one talking to you.
7. My love for you is like the Energizer Bunny, it keeps going and going.
8. Yo Baby, you be my Dairy Queen, I'll be your Burger King, you treat me right, and I'll do it your way right away.
9. You must be from Pearl Harbor, cause baby you're the Bomb.
10. If you were a new hamburger at McDonald's, you would be McGorgeous.
11. If you're going to regret this in the morning, we can sleep until the afternoon.
12. Oh, I'm sorry, I thought that was a braille name tag.
13. Conversation:
• Guy:  "Would you like to dance?"
• Girl:  "I don't care for this song and surely wouldn't dance with you."
• Guy:  "I'm sorry, you must have misunderstood me, I said you look fat in those pants."
14. Excuse me, do you have your phone number, I've seem to have lost mine.
15. I'd look good on you.
16. I'm new in town, could I have directions to your house?
17. You look like a girl that has heard every line in the book, so what's one more going to hurt?
18. You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.
19. I lost my bed, can I borrow yours?
20. You must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy.
21. My recipe for love is one cup of you, one cup of me, knead till hard, and serve hot.
22. Are your legs tired, because you've been running through my mind all day long.
23. You be the tree, and I'll wrap you like a Koala.
24. Hey baby, I'm like American Express, you don't want to leave home without me.
25. Do you have a quarter?  My mother told me to call home when I met the girl of my dreams.
26. Hey baby, what's your sign?  Caution, slippery when wet, dangerous curves ahead, or yield?
27. Hi my name is _______, remember it, cause you'll be screaming it all night long.
28. I can't find my puppy, can you help me find him?  I think he went into this cheap motel room.
29. You must be Jelly, cause jam don't shake like that.
30. The fact that I'm missing my teeth just means that there's more room for your tongue.
31. Conversation:
• Guy: "Haven't I seen you someplace before?"
• Girl: "Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore."
32. Hi, my name is Skippy, like the peanut butter I stick to the roof of your mouth.