Pleasant Thoughts

• Technology is simply a means of manipulating the world so you don't have to experience it.
• I still miss my ex-husband, but my aim is improving.
• Conscience is what hurts when everything else feels so good.
  
• Talk is cheap because supply exceeds demand.
• Stupidity got us into this mess-why can't it get us out?
• A meeting is an event at which the minutes are kept and the hours are lost
• Love is grand; divorce is a hundred grand.
• Even if you are on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there.
• Politicians are like diapers: they should both be changed regularly and for the same reason.
• An optimist thinks that this is the best possible world.  A pessimist fears that this is true.
• There is always death and taxes; however death doesn't get worse every year.
• People will accept your ideas much more readily if you tell them that Benjamin Franklin said it first.
• It's easier to fight for one's principles than to live up to them.
• I don't mind going nowhere as long as it's an interesting path.
• Anything free is worth what you pay for it.
• Indecision is the key to flexibility.
• Make failure your teacher, not your undertaker.
• It hurts to be on the cutting edge.
• If it ain't broke, fix it till it is.
• I don't get even, I get odder.
• In just two days, tomorrow will be yesterday.
• I considered atheism but there weren't enough holidays.
• I am an escapee of a political correction facility.
• I always wanted to be a procrastinator, never got around to it.
• Dijon vu-the same mustard as before.
• I am a nutritional overachiever.