I have complete control
Tannarrus is my right hand man
Together we will rule the land
Mechanus will be the first to go
Ruling the Planes, Pazrael & Co.
The dirty Baatzu will then be smashed
The abyssal ship will not be crashed
My onslaught will continue on
across the planes to Acheron
Dorktome the Pansyloth will be dead
I'll rip the beard right of his head
Tannarrus will then burn his scrolls
we'll grind his friends and make eggrolls
I'll leave the Eldurin alone
The Tulani can sit on their throne
So long as they don't go to law
We won't crush Arboria
We won't even get near Limbo
We'll just let the slaadi go
Pandimonium we will not cleave
But Celestia will have to leave
Uriel, he's pretty cool
Too bad he's just a lawful fool
Dispater, he's a baatzu stud
But lawfulness makes him a pud
Tiamat, she kicks everyone's butt
But she's stuck in a neutral rut
Dugmaren Brightmantle will rule all the lands
He could wup me without any hands
Me and chaotic symbol true
We'll go to the prime and then to you
After we kill every clueless prime
The poem will end cuz Paz can't rhyme
Got it addlecove?
All a cutter's gotta do is join in on the fun!
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