Appliance or Diety?

It sits alone, unnoticed
Its armor always glistening
It stands alone unmocing
Just watching us and listening
It is almighty, powerful
Its intelligence supreme
We place all our faith in it
And its metallic gleam
Every morning when we rise from bed
It helps us break our fast
The bread pops up unfailingly
Oh, its power is so vast
I know it's unconventional
My theory's rather odd
But there's no denying truth, my friends
The Toaster is a god

I dunno, the more I read it, the more I start to believe it! When you've finsihed, please click here to return to my menu of literature, here to go back to my main page, or here to go to GeoCities.