ALL I EVER NEEDED TO KNOW I LEARNED FROM GEORGE LUCAS
			  WRITTEN BY THE IDIOT

1. Always yell "I got a bad feeling about this." If you have a bad 
feeling about something.
2. When asking a friend to come to you, yell "Utinni!" 
3. Never go inside a Trash Compactor!
4. Never kiss a women; she might be your long-lost twin sister!
5. Anyone breathing loudly and wearing a dark mask might be your father!
6. Don't by big white furry dogs at the pet store; they might be Wampas!
7. NEVER try to dodge through an asteroid belt.
8. Yes, Yoda you talk like, very good it is, yes, Hmmm?
9. If you're in trouble, yell "Help me Obi-Wan Kenobi, you're our only 
hope."
10. Never build a base on Hoth.
11. Eat Yoda's Stew; it contains 8 vitamins and rodents.
12. Never build a base on Yavin 4.
13. Don't count on a superweapon; it might have a weakness!
14. If you own a car, call it the Milluneum Falcon and you might have 
good luck!
15. "She may not look like much, but she has it where it counts, kid."
16. If your best friend suddenly 'disappered', he just might have been 
captured in carbine and sold to Boba Fett to give to Jabba the Hutt!
17. Keep on saying "It's not my fault." If it isn't.
18. Become friendly with people who speak different languages.
19. Dress up in Gold to be considered a 'god' to the Ewoks.
20. Kill the Emperor if he wants to kill your son.
21. Don't just wait; blow up Yavin instead of waiting for Yavin 4 to get 
out of the huge planet's way!
22. If you want to score high with a Princess, become a smuggler and buy 
a Wookiee for a companion!
23. Play a wacky instrument if you want to play for a Cantina.
24. If someone comes to your door who you don't like, say to him or her 
"We don't serve your kind here."
25. Sell you landspeeder to get big bucks.
26. Boba Fett is a better person to hire to assassin your neighbor than 
IG-88 or Dengar.
27. If you do get a Super-Star Destoryer, name it the Executor.
28. If you are an Emperor, never trust your Jedi friend if he has 
relations to the Jedi you're killing.
29. If you're from a planet called Alderaan, don't be surprised if your 
planet if your homeplanet is blown up to pieces.
30. Don't ask questions to a Protocol droid!
31. If you are a farm-boy and your best friends are helping the 
Rebellion, you just might become a Jedi.
32. Use the force to tear apart a bully's homework sheet.
33. "When 900 years old you are, look like this you will, Hmmm?"
34. Snowtroopers are cooler than Stormtroopers.
35. If your enemies are about to destroy your homeplanet, say "They're 
on Dantooine."
36. Never rescue a Princess if you don't know how to get back to your 
ship.
37. Admiral Ackbar knows when it's a trap.
38. When you go to class, yell "Red Leader reporting."
39. If you are a smuggler, watch out for a over-grown slug named Jabba 
who has a bounty on you.
40. If you're fighting with you're father on Bespin, make sure your hand 
is still connected to your body!
41. Watch out for any guy named Lando, he just might be a traitor!
42. After destroying a second version of a superweapon, always remember 
to yell "Yee-Hah!"
43. Never trust a Jawa.
44. Hope that there's a crazy wizard nearby if you're about to be killed 
by Sand People.
45. Never stay at your Uncle's House; the Empire may destory it looking 
for droids!
46. Hoth isn't a nice place to be outside at night.
47. Hope that you don't crash into a swamp at Dagobah.
48. Wookiees are able to repair Protocol Droids at Cloud City.
49. Always refer to your dog as a Wookiee.
50. If racing with Landspeeders on Endor, watch out for trees!