Below is a menu of stories I have collected for your entertainment. I hope you enjoy reading them! Please see below for information on copyrights and how to submit your own stories and poems.
All I Ever Needed To Know I Learned From George Lucas By Mr. Idiot. If you're a Star Wars fan (and who isn't? ;-), make sure to check this out!
Whatever You Want -- By Whoever You Want. An interesting, if brief poem...can you tell what it means??
Joe Bob Brentwood Meets the Chair People from Rodan 5 By Xavier Pendragon. Complete with forward
from the author, in which he discusses what inspired him to write his story.
The Hole By Xavier Pendragon. Prelude to "Joe Bob Brentwood Meets the Chair People from Rodan 5." Complete
with commentary by the author, helping us find the deeper meaning of his story.
Joe Bob Brentwood in The Meaning of Life By Xavier Pendragon. Part Three in the "Joe Bob" series, and a former "Editor's Choice" winner!
Them By Xavier Pendragon. Perhaps the best piece to read if you wish to get a feeling of Mr. Pendragon's personality.
Sheire Crusader By Xavier Pendragon. A must-read if you have any experience with the "Blood Wars" games by TSR.
Pazrael's Onslaught By Xavier Pendragon. Another great "Blood Wars" poem!
All I Ever Needed to Know I Learned From JRR Tolkien This is more of a list than a story, but if you've ever read "The Hobbit"
or "The Lord of the Rings" trilogy, you must see how well Mr. Pendragon sums up the books in this work.
Cowardice By Xavier Pendragon. Part one of his epic fear trilogy.
Insanity By Xavier Pendragon. The exciting continuation of his fear trilogy.
Honor By Xavier Pendragon. The revolutionary conclusion of his fear trilogy.
The Tree By Xavier Pendragon. His self-proclaimed worst story ever written!!
Revenge By Xavier Pendragon. Very exciting, but parent discretion is advised! ;-)
The Mirror of Beauty By H. Q. Bard. This is the longest story on my homepage--5 pages! A great, hilarious story with an interesting plot
Trying to get Ahead By H. Q. Bard. Another great, pun-filled story!
Yitah! By H. Q. Bard. Make sure to read this poem if you like the movie "Star Wars!"
A Good Day to Die By H. Q. Bard. Another terrific poem!
Colonel Sanders By H. Q. Bard. Ever wondered how ol' Kentucky Fried Chicken got started? Well, you can find out here!
Time Heals All Wounds By H. Q. Bard. An interesting, unpredictable story!
Drunken Prime By H. Q. Bard. His version of a "Blood Wars" poem!
The Reaper By H. Q. Bard. A great poem (but I have to admit, it gives me the creeps!)
As A Bear By H. Q. Bard. I'll guarantee all of you, this story is almost as weird as HQ himself!
They Have Come By H. Q. Bard. Due to copyright difficulties, the only Conformity Chronicle I am still authorized to disply.
Relatively Paradise By H. Q. Bard. Ever wanted to visit paradise? See what its really like!
Dent By H. Q. Bard. An exciting, adventerous tale of one man's struggle against the odds! Well...sort of!
Appliance or Diety? By H. Q. Bard. Read this poem, and I guarantee you, you'll never look at your toaster the same way again!
Slug Girl By H. Q. Bard. One warning: If you read this story, you'll be terrified of garden slugs for the rest of your life!
The Innocent Snake By H. Q. Bard. A fable with an excellent theme!
????? By H. Q. Bard. The best poem he ever wrote! Very creative, and a former "Editor's Choice" winner!
All literature included on my page is the property of its respective author(s). Despite this, all of the above authors
heartily encourage you to post their works wherever you wish, as long as you meet the following three conditions:
1. You use them only for private, non-commercial purposes.
2. You give credit to the author.
3. You contact me and let me know what work(s) you are borrowing and where you intend to post them so that I may contact
the authors and inform them as to where on the internet their stories will appear.
I would also greatly appreciate a link back to this page, although that is not neccesary.
I'm still looking for more talented authors. If you have anything, fiction or non-fiction that you would like me to consider, please email me. Please send me anything you might have, as I would like to increase the variety of literature on this page. Thanks! :-)
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Did you read at least stories on your visit? :-)