The B.I.B.L.E. Code

      A father was approached by his small son,
      who told him proudly, "I know what the Bible means!"

      "What do you mean, you "know" the Bible?"

      The son replied,"I do know!"
      "Okay," said his father. "So, Son, what does the Bible mean?"

      "That's easy, Daddy. It stands for:
      'Basic Information Before Leaving Earth' ! "
      (I think he's GOT it !!)