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Kim Flowers (or silly) - 06/18/00 15:43:35
My URL:http://geocities.datacellar.net/CollegePark/Square/4038
My Email:silly_1979@hotmail.com
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Kewl graphics.8-)
09/17/99 21:13:20
| Name: photo joke man |
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Link to this site: www.photohumor.com
02/23/99 19:48:16
| Name: Pat & Roger Harris |
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After being with his blind date all evening, the man couldn't take
another minute with her. Earlier, he had secretly arranged to have
a friend call him to the phone so he would have an excuse to leave
if something like this happened.
When he returned to the table, he lowered his eyes, put on a grim
expression and said, "I have some bad news. My grandfather just
died."
"Thank heavens," his date replied. "If yours hadn't, mine would
have had to!"
02/13/99 05:40:33
| Name: Don Lowrey |
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advice from a 7 year old..."Never try to baptise a cat."
01/03/99 06:34:31
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10/27/98 10:50:43
| Name: Bad Bunny | My URL: Visit Me |
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Just surfing. Thanks.
08/08/98 16:28:01
| Name: Just Blonde |
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Ok, Kev... got a good male bashing riddle for you...
What's the difference between a man and a dog?
Where his tail is hanging!!!!
02/27/98 17:42:01
| Name: Just Blonde |
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Ok, Kevin... in my blondeness, I JUST realized I had yet to sign your joke book..... so here I am... apologizing!!!!! And in return:
Two blondes are walking in the woods, when one notice a set of tracks.... "Look" she says. "Those are bear tracks!!" The second blonde looks down and says, "NO!! Those are moose tracks!"
Then the train hit them!!!!!!!
02/10/98 04:13:23
| Name: ~!~Hot Tamale Fairy~!~ |
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~!~Hot Good Luck~!~ from
~~*~~spycey lil sprinkle here~~*~~
~!~sizzlin lil sprinkle there~!~
There... ahhhh... see the magic glow of Fairy dust??
02/01/98 23:41:40
| Name: ~Rachel~ |
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Okay, I'm not directing this at anyone specific, so don't be offended....Yo momma so short she has to slam dunk her bus fare.
someone skipped out in the middle of their joke! and left this blank line,... can you believe it?
01/31/98 17:14:01
| Name: Katherine |
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Did you hear about the dyslexic devil worshipper?? He sold his soul to Santa.
01/31/98 17:12:35
| Name: Katherine |
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Why don't blondes eat pickles? They can't fit their heads in the jar. **LOL**
12/10/97 23:05:50
| Name: katherine |
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I had eighteen bottles of whisky in my cellar and was told by my sister to empty the contents of each and every bottle down the sink, or else... I said I would and proceeded with the unpleasant task.
I withdrew the cork from the first bottle and poured the contents down the sink with the exception of one glass, which I drank. I then withdrew the cork from the second bottle and did likewise with it, with the exception of one glass, which I drank. I the
withdrew the cork from the third bottle and poured the whiskey down the sink which I drank. I pulled the cork from the forth bottle down the sink and poured the bottle down the glass, which I drank. I pulled the bottle from the cork of the next and drank
one sink out of it, and threw the rest down the glass. I pulled the sink out of the next glass and poured the cork down the bottle. Then I corked the sink with the glass, bottled the drink and drank the pour.
When I had everything emptied, I steadied the house with one hand, counted the glasses, corks, bottles, and sinks with the other, which were twenty-nine, and as the houses came by I counted them again, and finally I had all the houses in one bottle, which
I drank. I'm not under the affluenc of incohol as some tinkle peep I am. I'm not half as thunk as you might drink. I fool so feelish I don't know who is me, and the drunker I stand here the longer I get.
11/06/97 18:47:44
| Name: annonomous |
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C'mon ya wimps, one more beer, it's open ocean out there, what're we gonna hit?" -- Captain Hazelwood, Exxon Valdez