Bob's Timesaving Tips for Bachelors

Tip # 1	Drink condensed milk. It's faster.
Tip # 2	Double your toothbrush as a hairbrush. That way you can clean your hair and your teeth at the same time. Note: be sure to use toothpaste to clean your hair and not shampoo to brush your teeth!
Tip # 3	Instead of buying juice and raisin bran, just buy bran flakes and put grapes in them.
Tip # 4	If you don't have time to put milk and grapes on your bran flakes, wine replaces both quite well.
Tip # 5	If you have trouble getting to sleep, simply drink eight glasses of wine before you go to bed. NOTE: You probably shouldn't use this cure for insomnia more than a few times a month.
Tip # 6	Here's an easy-to-remember recipe for preparing a delicious ThanksGiving dinner: Step 1) Prepare turkey. Step 2) Cook turkey until done.