Eric Cartman: He is the "fat kid" the other kids constantly make fun of him because of his weight. He claims that he's "big boned" but his 90 pounds, (remember, he's only eight years old!) is due to eating too many "cheesy poofs" and "chocolate chicken pot pies" which he receives an unlimited supply of from his mom, Mrs. Cartman. Catch Phrase: Kick Ass!
Kyle: He is the smart kid. He's Jewish, he likes to make fun of Cartman being fat, he always announces Kenny's death, and he has a football-shaped baby brother who he likes to kick.Catch Phrase: Kick the baby!
Stan: he is the cute kid. He is your all around basic kid, he kind of has a girfriend called Wendy Testaburger but he throws up every time she talks to him.Catch Phrase: Dude!
Kenny: he is the lucky one. He dies every episode in some grusome way. You can't hear what he says because his hood is over his mouth, but the other kids understand, and everything they hear him say is perverted.Catch Phrase: Mmmff mmf mmmffff!
Ike: Ike is Kyle's little brother. Kyle likes to kick Ike, but Kyle likes Ike deep down inside and defends him. Catch Phrase: Don't kick the baby!
Wendy Testaburger: She is the girl. She's smart, (Yes, smarter than kyle)She likes Stan, and she doesn't like Cartman. Catch Phrase: C'mon Stan!
Mr. Garrison, and Mr. Hat: Mr. Garrison is the children's semi-phsycho teacher. who always wears a puppet called Mr.Hat, Mr.Hat makes him do crazy things, like killing Kathie Lee Gifford. Catch Phrase: No Mr. Hat!
Mrs. Crabtree: Mrs. Crabtree is the school bus driver. She is mean, ugly, foul tempered, and the children will occasionally cuss her out. Catch Phrase:Sit Down!
Chef: The School Chef is a large inspiration to the children, he teaches them lessons in life, helps them out, and every episode goes into a Barry Maneloe song about sex.Catch Phrase: Sweet Lovin'
Uncle Jimbo: He is Stan's war vet uncle who likes to go hunting drunk with automatic weapons, and explosives. Catch Phrase: It's coming right for us!
Ned: he is Uncle Jimbo's old war buddy who goes hunting with Jimbo and the children. He has throat cancer so he talks through a machine. Catch Phrase: Oh Man!
Mayor: She is the mayor of Southpark. She only cares about getting publicity, and her tries always make her look worse. Catch Phrase:Oh my god!
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