Husband : ( Returning late form work ) "Good evening Dear, I'm now logged in." 
 Wife        : Have you brought the ring ?
 Husband : Bad command or filename.
 Wife        : But I told you in the morn... 
 Husband : Erroneous syntax.
 Wife        : What about my new blouse ? 
 Husband : Variable not found ...
 Wife        : At least, give me your Credit Card, I want to do some  shopping. 
 Husband : Sharing Violation. Access denied ...
 Wife        : Do you love me or do you only love computers or are you just 
being funny ?
 Husband : Too many parameters. Abort!...
 Wife        : It was a grave mistake that I married an idiot like you. 
 Husband : Data type mismatch.
 Wife        : You are a useless nut. 
 Husband : Default Parameter.
 Wife        : What about your Salary ? 
 Husband : Access denied. File in use...
 Wife        : Who was in the car this morning ?
 Husband : System unstable. Press CTRL + ALT + DEL to Reboot