Stalking Tips From Two Experts

Check out the cool Canon water-proof binoculars Katie uses. She likes them because since they're water-proof, she can use them to stalk her victims in the shower. Get your own pair over at binoculars.com!

You Know You Are A Stalker When...

• You know your victims:
  *Name (first/ middle/ last)
  *Sibling, names and ages
  *Parents names
  *Whereabouts at all times
  *Phone number
• You reroute your way to school just to go past his house
• You have a shrine of him hidden under lock and key in your room
• You know his schedule better than he does
• You have pictures of him from grade school
• You save the Christmas card he gave you
• You download pictures of him off the Internet
• You drag your friend around with you to follow him all over school

We made up all the above points. They are entirely fictional. We would never stalk people. Really. We wouldn't!!!
For more help with your stalking, check out the Lie's Guide To Celebrity Stalking!

If you're not sure what a stalker letter should look like, check out this letter that was written to David Letterman by his stalker!!!

It seems that a Letterman imposter has contacted us on the message board. It also seems that the Letterman stalker has been messaging him. If you would like to see the transcript of the messages see them HERE

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