jokes :: homework excuses

So here it goes, you forgot your homework. Here are some various excuses:

- We ran out of dog food yesterday and the dog was hungry as usual, so he ate it.

- My pencil broke and when I went to sharpen it, it fell on to my hand. Then I could't write for the whole day.

- it was freezing last night, so I lit up the fireplace. But there was no wood around, so I used my homework.

- My baby brother was really bored, so he kind of... ate it.

- You didn't say there was homework.

- I was doing it, but my English (or Science, Math, History, Geography, etc...) teacher took it.

- I vaccumed it.

- I was held under hostage yesterday by two men. All had was my homework, so I gave it to them.

- What homework?

- My mom cleaned my room and thought it was garbage, so she threw it away.

- A skunk came into my backyard yesterday, it tried to spray me but when it saw my homework, it sprayed on it instead.

- I was doing homework in the bathroom, when I accidentally flushed it down the toilet.

- I refuse to do homework. It is bad for the enviroment.

- My dog chewed up my disk.

- We bought a new coach yesterday, but they happened to put on top of my homework.

- My girlfriend wasn't sure how to do it, so I gave it to her.

- Did you ever hear the phrase "A homework a day scares your teacher away"

- Homework is a waste of time.

- I sold it for 5 bucks. Great deal isn't it?

- My computer blew up yesterday when I was doing my homework.

- An alien came to my house last night and said that if I gave in my homework in today, he would electrocute me.

- I was putting wallpaper up and I accidentally put my homework on the wall too.

- It flew on to the street at the bus stop right when the bus came to run over it.

- I needed to write down a phone number, but there was no other paper around.

- I was doing it on the plane, but we had to take an emergency landing on sea. I ended up in a raft and my homework went down with the plane.

- I got ink all over it.

- I gave it to you yesterday.

- My printer was jammed.

- I got it from the mail today, but my cat scratched it even before I got to take it out.