The 13th Warrior

Response to review by Ace of Spades

 

437. CoralReef - 8/30/99 6:51:42 AM

I hope they handled the beginning of 13th Warrior right.

In trying to figure what the hell is wrong with movies these days I've come to the conclusion that one problem is they are showing things that should be explained in exposition later. For example, in Elizabeth her early years should have been recounted later in words, which could have made for both an a very effective monologue, perhaps with short flashbacks, and saved that film from a very awkward build up.

438. CoralReef - 8/30/99 6:57:11 AM

It's a shame it's not so good because the basic premise of a middle-ages Arab encountering Vikings sounds very intriguing.

Even though his novels are often good pulpy escapism, Michael Chrighton has a terrible book-to-movie record.

439. AceofSpades - 8/30/99 6:59:36 AM

Coral Reef:

Flashbacks and blatant exposition are a disfavored way to tell a story. Sometimes it's simply necessary, though, if the result of dramatizing "What has gone before" is long and boring. I read a lot of scripts, though, and I HATE when important information is revealed through talking and flashbacks. It's a pretty unprofessional way to do it.

(I just re-read Kevin Smith's Superman Lives script, and it's one of the most thoroughly unprofessional scripts I've ever read, largely because of reliance on talky exposition and flashbacks. It's at http://www.chez.com/braunsik/superman/superman_lives_script.txt. But I guarantee you'll never get to the exposition and flashbacks, because you'll give up by page ten for other reasons.)

Star Wars' opening scroll-up sure saved an awful lot of time in setting up the story, though. The Adventures of Robin Hood also cut right to that great opening scene by presenting background info in written form.

440. AceofSpades - 8/30/99 7:01:28 AM

Sorry if that last post sounded a bit too know-it-all. I'm just really fucking down on expostion/flashbacks right now owing to the horrible Kevin Smith script.

Aaaaach. The movie studio was kind in claiming that they passed on the script because it would only appeal to "hard core comic book fans." It won't appeal to anybody because it flat-out sucks.

448. AceofSpades - 8/30/99 7:30:16 AM

Coral:

I hope they handled the beginning of 13th Warrior right.

All exposition/flashback. Apparently the scenes were originally filmed, but then cut and replaced with a brief bit of exposition/flashback. (Apparently there was a LOT of reworking of the film, and director John McTiernan isn't happy about any of it.)

I can't believe they even bothered making this movie, to tell you the truth. It's not *bad*-- I must stress that. But who the hell was dying for an Arab/Viking team-up, especially one fairly short on action/adventure?

Michael Crichton is the luckiest man in the world. How does he do it?

465. harper - 8/30/99 2:02:57 PM

Ace:

Read Beowulf to figure out what's going on. I actually wrote a long review of The 13th Warrior, which I may post on this thread. We apparently saw two different movies. BTW, Ibn Fahdlan was a real person who DID hang out with the Vikings and wrote about it.

 

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