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Chocolat (pronounced "Shawk
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Suck-o-lot.
Grade: F.
While watching Chocolat, I could only console myself with the fact that I had resisted seeing it in the theater. Small comfort.
But don't let me over-influence your rentals. If you like treacly allegories so offensive to your intelligence that you feel like an NFL first-round pick taking a personality test ("If you have three apples, and a man takes two from you, how many apples do you have?"), please, by all means, rent Suck-o-lat.