Planet of the Apes

Jamie R

November 27, 2001

Return

I think the godawfulness of that movie is perfectly encapsulated in the scene where Wahlburg has figured out his plan to defeat the apes, and calls together his council: the post-apocalyptic supermodel with flawless makeup, the plucky kid who refuses to stay out of the action and thus endangers them all, and the black guy.

Lord almighty, what a piece of shit.

 

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