The "ARE WE HOT OR NOT" Project
December 2000

Dear Diary... I am in a pit of my own creation. I am foul! Foul, I tell you! And no member of the opposite sex will ever fancy me!

Or, perhaps I am wrong! Perhaps there are thousands of women out there who spend hours of their waking life looking at websites for potential mates!

I must find these women! And so, I have put both
my picture, and a picture of Mister Tony Devey on shallow lust ratings site Am I Hot Or Not dot com. How will the ratings proceed? Keep checking this page!
Back to index, love-seeker!

thenoshow@hotmail.com
No Show Productions (c) 2000
After just one day, Tony's photo was voted on by 246 people. Am I Hot or Not made it inactive, as too many people voted for it! And Tony's average score? A huge 9.1!
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After the same time period, my photo was voted upon by 240 people. My Average Score? A miserable 4.
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In conclusion, I'd like to say that beauty is only skin deep, and that all who participate in Am I Hot or Not, and all who gave me low scores... are BLIND! Or IDIOTS! Or think my shirt needed ironing! Or just like their men surly, with tortured souls, using physics equipment. We... shall never know.

[THE PHOTOS ARE STILL ON
AMIHOTORNOT.COM... PLEASE... RAISE MY SCORE!]
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