The Ashley Amos Shrine

In friendly competition with Mark Seddon's Ashley shrine. I'm his biggest fan! Honest!

Ashley...
He isn't ashamed of his endowment!

Show 4. Ash calls in and talks about his knackers.

Tom - We've got a caller... Hello?
AA - Hello.
Tom - Hi, who's that?
AA - Ashley.
Tom - Ashley Amos.
AA - Ashley Amos, as in "Bangers and Ash".
Tom - Ashley, Mister URE.
Tony - Not the Ashley Amos!
AA - Yes, it's the Ashley Amos and the soon to be improved Ashley Amos...
Tom - Hang on, how can you be improved, Ash?
AA - I know, it's something that's been a huge surprise, even to myself.
Tom - What? Are you having a penile extension?
Tony - Did you have to bring that up?
AA - If I had one of those, I wouldn't be able to get through a doorway. I'm well endowed in that area, listeners.
Tom - Somehow, I feel that they didn't want to know.
AA - They don't need to know, because they know already, but I just thought, that on the No Show, why not state the obvious just the once.
Tony - Ashley, don't use our show as a vehicle for your genitals

I have a feeling Ash might have been a little bit drunk at the Summer Ball (see right)

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