DISCLAIMER Hello. In this terrifying time in our world, there are many scary people. People who do irrevocable damage to the psychological make-up of other human beings. I am not one of those people. Hillary Woods is only an object of my affection in the way that the Scottish Widow is. In the way that my old junior school teacher Ms Southfield was. It's a pathetic teenage crush and I am a pathetic almost-teenage University student. I don't get out much. Please forgive me my foibles. Do not sue me, please. Say the word and the shrine will be dismantled and thrown into a blast furnace. thenoshow@hotmail.com Thankyou. TD