The Small Print

The No Show, www.thenoshow.co.uk, No Show Productions and all associated things that sound like trademarks are, in fact, trademarks of Hipster/Rug or www.hipsterrug.co.uk. The rights of Xpression FM are also considered in the making of this site. No intentional distress is meant to be caused by this site. If unintentional distress is caused and can in any way be changed by the action of one Tom Davies or one Tony Devey, then please do not hesitate to contact us on iamindistress@thenoshow.co.uk or by any other means you see fit. Except carrier pigeon. Once... this was a long time ago... one of my friends was in distress and decided to communicate this fact through the use of the carrier pigeon and I had it flying around the office for days afterwards. Couldn't get the bloody thing out the window because the office is air conditioned. It would have all been different if the office wasn't built near that toxic swamp with all those radioactive mosquitos that always used to buzz us on the way to work. Bloody annoying, I can tell you. If it wasn't for that swamp, we could have opened the window and let the bastard out, but oh no... air conditioning it was.
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