"We're all f**ked up in our own f**ked up ways" - Ashley
They say the mind bends and twists in order to deal with the horrors of life...Sometimes the mind bends so much it snaps in two. - Ashley
"Breasts inspire people." - Carrie
"Everybody needs a bosom for a pillow." - Carrie
"Why would you do that?" - Carrie
"Everything is on it's way the rest are done." -Chris B.
"Sometimes life just has to kick you in the nuts to let you know it's not all roses." - Chris B.
"This calls for a subtle blend of psychology and extreme violence." -Clay
"Never underestimate someone who has nothing to lose." - Clay
"Dave, here's your window to life." - Crazy Dave
"I'm like the Soviet Union, I just don't give up!"-Crazy Dave
"Remember, when lighting fires, SMILE!"-Crazy Dave
"They would NEVER do that."-Crazy Dave
"Whenever I work my magic with the ladies they always seem to disappear."-Crazy Dave
"The only time I get touched by a girl is when she slaps me."-Crazy Dave
"Do I believe in cremation? Depends on if I'm the one with the flamethrower or not."-Dan
"Life is a hard task, mistress never telling you exactly what she wants and never giving you enough to do it when you finally figure out what it is."-Dan
"I'm like taking feminism back 6 steps." - Dana
"well there are some dumb ass chicks out there" - Dana
"The only constant in life is change, therefore SHIT HAPPENS!!!"-John
"that would kick ass...a disarmed Saddam...then we could flip him off and he couldn't flip us off back" - Josh
"that would invalidate my right to bitch..and life would suck if you couldn't bitch" - Josh
"we should have bread plates and bread silverware..then we'd never have to do dishes!" - Josh
"well, I'ma go mail my package to Dana ;)" - Josh
"play soccer not football, cuz only grls are supposed to wear pads"-Justin P.
[on women] "we need help...we're completely insane" - Karen
"You have your hand down your shirt!" - Karen
"Never deprive someone of hope, it may be all they have."-Contributed by my chat friend Katie.
"just enjoy life and don't dwell on the small things...they make the big picture and thats what u should be looking at/towards." -Kim A.
"The 1 does all the work!" -Matt Y. classmate in Java programming
"No sanity is good sanity." - Nikki P.
"see, it all comes down to the fact that women are always right" - Nikki P.
"There's no such thing as normal. People who think they're normal are weird." - Nicole R.
"I'll take my apple, cut it in three halves; give you half and I still have my apple."-Rustin
"The sooner you get behind the longer you have to get caught up."-Rustin
"Want some popcorn?"-Ryan, my former roommate.
"biting can be fun" - Tabi
"Don't ever show anyone just your y-component."-Dr. Kuehn, my Engineering Physics professor (9/21/01)
"Friction is like nature's version of service charge."-Dr. Kuehn (9/26/01)
"If there is ever a reason not to get married, don't.
'Well why is that Dr. Humphries?'
Because marraige is the biggest cause of divorce." - Dr. Humphries, my Sociology professor (10/12/01)
"Statistics are like a miniskirt. What it shows is interesting, what it hides is essential." - Mr. Duncan, my Intro to Research Writing instructor(1/24/03)
Everyone is born right-handed...but only the greatest overcome it.
God put me on Earth to accomplish a certain number of things. Right now I am so far behind I will never die.-Calvin and Hobbes
In any contest between power and patience, bet on patience.
Let the roof above us never fall in, and the friends below never fall out.-A quote John saw on an Irish shot glass.
The left-handed are precious; they take places which are inconvenient for the rest.- Victor Hugo
War, if reason prevails, is waged to obtain a better peace than that which existed proir to the hostilities.-Bela K. Kirlay(Hungarian General)