Inquisitive Quotes From Others


The following are quotes that I have acquired from various places. Some of them are not funny unless you were in the sitation or heard it from the right person.....Some of them are not meant to be funny. I have organized them by author's first name.

Quotes From My Friends

"I'll love you until we're together and then I'll love you more."- Anne

"We're all f**ked up in our own f**ked up ways" - Ashley

They say the mind bends and twists in order to deal with the horrors of life...Sometimes the mind bends so much it snaps in two. - Ashley

"Breasts inspire people." - Carrie

"Everybody needs a bosom for a pillow." - Carrie

"Why would you do that?" - Carrie

"Everything is on it's way the rest are done." -Chris B.

"Sometimes life just has to kick you in the nuts to let you know it's not all roses." - Chris B.

"This calls for a subtle blend of psychology and extreme violence." -Clay

"Never underestimate someone who has nothing to lose." - Clay

"Dave, here's your window to life." - Crazy Dave

"I'm like the Soviet Union, I just don't give up!"-Crazy Dave

"Remember, when lighting fires, SMILE!"-Crazy Dave

"They would NEVER do that."-Crazy Dave

"Whenever I work my magic with the ladies they always seem to disappear."-Crazy Dave

"The only time I get touched by a girl is when she slaps me."-Crazy Dave

"Do I believe in cremation? Depends on if I'm the one with the flamethrower or not."-Dan

"Life is a hard task, mistress never telling you exactly what she wants and never giving you enough to do it when you finally figure out what it is."-Dan

"I'm like taking feminism back 6 steps." - Dana

"well there are some dumb ass chicks out there" - Dana

"The only constant in life is change, therefore SHIT HAPPENS!!!"-John

"that would kick ass...a disarmed Saddam...then we could flip him off and he couldn't flip us off back" - Josh

"that would invalidate my right to bitch..and life would suck if you couldn't bitch" - Josh

"we should have bread plates and bread silverware..then we'd never have to do dishes!" - Josh

"well, I'ma go mail my package to Dana ;)" - Josh

"play soccer not football, cuz only grls are supposed to wear pads"-Justin P.

[on women] "we need help...we're completely insane" - Karen

"You have your hand down your shirt!" - Karen

"Never deprive someone of hope, it may be all they have."-Contributed by my chat friend Katie.

"just enjoy life and don't dwell on the small things...they make the big picture and thats what u should be looking at/towards." -Kim A.

"The 1 does all the work!" -Matt Y. classmate in Java programming

"No sanity is good sanity." - Nikki P.

"see, it all comes down to the fact that women are always right" - Nikki P.

"There's no such thing as normal. People who think they're normal are weird." - Nicole R.

"I'll take my apple, cut it in three halves; give you half and I still have my apple."-Rustin

"The sooner you get behind the longer you have to get caught up."-Rustin

"Want some popcorn?"-Ryan, my former roommate.

"biting can be fun" - Tabi


Quotes From My Professors/Instructors

"Be assured that we can prove anything."-Dr. Liu-My Calculus professor.

"Don't ever show anyone just your y-component."-Dr. Kuehn, my Engineering Physics professor (9/21/01)

"Friction is like nature's version of service charge."-Dr. Kuehn (9/26/01)

"If there is ever a reason not to get married, don't.
'Well why is that Dr. Humphries?'
Because marraige is the biggest cause of divorce." - Dr. Humphries, my Sociology professor (10/12/01)

"Statistics are like a miniskirt. What it shows is interesting, what it hides is essential." - Mr. Duncan, my Intro to Research Writing instructor(1/24/03)


Quotes From Around The World

Do or do not, there is no try.-Yoda

Everyone is born right-handed...but only the greatest overcome it.

God put me on Earth to accomplish a certain number of things. Right now I am so far behind I will never die.-Calvin and Hobbes

In any contest between power and patience, bet on patience.

Let the roof above us never fall in, and the friends below never fall out.-A quote John saw on an Irish shot glass.

The left-handed are precious; they take places which are inconvenient for the rest.- Victor Hugo

War, if reason prevails, is waged to obtain a better peace than that which existed proir to the hostilities.-Bela K. Kirlay(Hungarian General)


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