BOARD OF DIRECTORS

Bundi Spice

prefers sand to saliva as a lubricant. largely the result of military training. likes to double space between sentences like a bunny lubber!

Pasty Spice

loves bunnies. won't eat them during national holidays. believes that farts are sacred.

Spoiled Spice

is currently undergoing chemotherapy as a result of acute leprosy. hobbies include practicing the ancient art of "monkey grabs grapes" on well hung italian studs.

MEMBERS

Sweaty Spice

boogies all night when fed copious amounts of beer. very sexy shoulder movements

Wanity/Woman-Beater Spice

has no taste in movies and would sell his grandmother for a date with jean claude van damme. bitch-slap, need we say more?

Schemer Spice

wants to know what every girl is thinking about him. love me!

Apathetic Spice

actually spoke words while hiking mount washington. due to the profane nature of said expletives,they will be omitted from this passage

MSG Spice

hates men.

The other MSG Spice

prefers long underwear

BearHugSpice

he may be strong and sexy and rich but is not known for his pulitzer prizes. prefers to have his gonads squeezed by little indian boys