HI!  This page is brought to you by "Roxy", that's me - the doggie.  You can see my picture below.
This is my Human (no bierd now - I made him shave it off).  It's just right!  I am the doggie around here, so only I get to have a "Fur-Face".  Anyways, he is real nice, and loves me, treats me like a princess, has a nice home, plenty of $ for doggy treats, and takes me on Car Rides.  Doesn't this sound like a great doggy lover?
As you can see, I'm a GREAT Watchdoggie!
Don't I just look great after a bath!
    It's just the BATH part I hate!
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So most of the time I am just working at home, that means being the world's best watch doggie!  So I head out my own private entrance, each morning and stealthily sit here, (from my vantage point, overseeing the pool - I keep away from the spa), or playing (whooops, I mean WORKING), on the lawn!  Nope, you don't get to see the nice lawn area down to the right of this picture, until I know you better. After all, I have no idea what you might want to do in MY Lawn!  Uh-OH!  Now, wasn't that guy here cutting the grass last week??  Hmmm.... I'd better give a little Woooff!
Hey, Roxy told me to say, She is looking for a terrific rommate/dogsitter to take care of her - that's feeding and walking - whenever her human is out of town on business.  You MUST love dogs more than people (Roxy's requirement not mine), and you better be responsible 'cause Roxy get's really pissed off if she doesn't get her breakfast and dinner on time.  Oh Yea!, Roxy, has to approve you - after all, if She's going to be sleeping next to you ocassionally (as often as she likes, because that's what doggies do), then you have to be approved!  I can't have you rolling over on ROXY and turning her into a RUG!!!
So, while "my Human", is looking for a roommate/dogsitter for ME!- I am trying to get him the "Perfect Mate".  Hey STOP LAUGHING.  I get around, I go on walks..talk to other dogs, smell the 'doggie news' (for those 'not in the know', the doggie news is my humans car.  It goes everywhere gathering news for me!  I know what's what..and what Alpha Male...er.. I mean Man needs - even if he doesn't know he needs it! You other good watch-doggies, you know what I'm taking about.
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