1:  Load up on guns and bring your friends
    It's fun to lose and to pretend
    She's over bored and self assured
    Oh no, I know a dirty word

R:  Hello, hello, hello, how low? (x4)
    With the lights out, it's less dangerous
    Here we are now, entertain us
    I feel stupid and contagiuos
    Here we are now, entertain us
    A mulatto
    An albino
    A mosquito
    My libido
    * Yay... yay

2:  I'm worse at what I do best
    And for this gift I feel blessed
    Our little group has always been
    And always will until the end

R:  Hello, hello...

3:  And I forget just why I taste
    Oh yeah, I guess it makes me smile
    I found it hard, it was hard to find
    Oh well, whatever, nevermind

R:  Hello, hello...
    * A denial, a denial...

1:  I'm so happy,
    'Cause today I've found my friends
    They're in my head
    I'm so ugly,
    But that's okay 'cause so are you
    We've broken our mirrors
    Sunday morning
    Is everyday for all I care
    And I'm not scared
    Light my candles
    In a daze, 'cause I've found God
    Hey hey hey...

2:  I'm so lonely, but that's okay
    I shaved my head
    And I'm not sad
    And just maybe
    I'm to blame for all I've heard
    But I'm not sure
    I'm so excited,
    I can't wait to meet you there
    But I don't care
    I'm so horny, but that's okay
    My will is good
    Hey hey hey...

R:  I like you and I'm not gonna crack
    I miss you and I'm not gonna crack
    I love you and I'm not gonna crack
    I kill you and I'm not gonna crack
    (x2)

1:  I'm so happy...

R:  I like you...

1:  Come as you are, as you were,
    As I want you to be
    As a friend, as a friend,
    As an old enemy

    Take your time, hurry up,
    The choice is yours, don't be late
    Take a rest, as a friend,
    As an old memoria ...memoria
    ...memoria ...memoria

2:  Come dowsed in mud, soaked in bleach,
    As I want you to be
    As a trend, as a friend,
    As an old memoria ...memoria
    ...memoria ...memoria
    And I swear that I don't have a gun
    No I don't have a gun (x2)

    ...memoria ...memoria
    ...memoria ...memoria
    And I swear that I don't have a gun
    No I don't have a gun (x4)

    ...memoria

1:  I'm not like them but I can pretend
    The sun is gone but I have a light
    The day is done but I'm having fun
    I think I'm dumb or maybe just happy
    Think I'm just happy... (x3)

2:  My heart is broke but I have some glue
    Help me inhale and mend it with you
    We'll float around and hang out on clouds
    Then we'll come down and have a hangover
    Have a hangover... (x3)

V:  Skin the sun / fall asleep
    Wish away / the soul is cheap
    Lesson learned / wish me luck
    Soothe the burn / wake me up

1:  I'm not like them...

    I think I'm dumb...

1:  I'll start this off without any words
    I got so high that I scratched 'til I bled
    I love myself better than you
    I know it's wrong so what should I do?
    The finest day that I've ever had
    Was when I learned to cry on command

R:  I love myself better than you
    I know it's wrong so what should I do?
    I'm on a plain
    I can't complain
    I'm on a plain...

2:  My mother died every night
    It's safe to say "don't quote me on that"
    I love myself better than you
    I know it's wrong so what should I do?
    The black sheep got blackmailed again
    Forgot to put on the zip code

R:  I love myself better than you...

V:  Somewhere I have heard this before
    In a dream my memory has stored
    As defense I'm neutered and spayed
    What the hell am I trying to say

3:  It is now time to make it unclear
    To write off lines that don't make sense
    I love myself better than you
    I know it's wrong so what should I do?
    One more special message to go
    And then I'm done, then I can go home

R:  I love myself better than you...
    + I can't complain
    I'm on a plain...

1:  I'm on my time with everyone
    I have very bad posture

R1: Sit and drink Pennyroyal Tea
    Distill the life that's inside of me
    Sit and drink Pennyroyal Tea
    I'm anemic royalty

2:  Give me a Leonard Cohen afterworld
    So I can sigh eternally

R2: I'm so tired I can't sleep
    I'm a liar and a thief
    Sit and drink Pennyroyal Tea
    I'm anemic royalty

3:  I'm on warm milk and laxatives
    Cherry-flavored antacids

R1: Sit and drink...

1:  What else should I be
    All apologies
    What else should I say
    All apologies
    What else should I write
    All apologies
    What else should I be
    All apologies

R:  In the sun
    In the sun I feel as one
    In the sun, in the sun
    I'm married (x2)

2:  I wish I was like you
    Easily amused
    Find my nest of salt
    Everything is my fault
    I'll take all the blame
    Aqua seafoam shame
    Sunburn with freezerburn
    Chocking on the ashes of her enemy

R:  In the sun...
    + I'm buried (x2)
    Ye ye ye yeah

    All in all is all we all are...

1:  Polly wants a cracker
    I think I should get off her first
    I think she wants some water
    to put out the blow torch

R:  It isn't me
    We have some seed
    Let me clip
    your dirty wings
    Let me take a ride
    Don't hurt yourself
    I want some help
    to help myself
    I've got some rope
    you have been told
    I promise you
    I have been true
    Let me take a ride
    Don't hurt yourself
    I want some help
    to help myself

2:  Polly wants a cracker
    Maybe she would like more food
    She asks me to untie her
    A chase would be nice for a few

R:  It isn't me...

3:  Polly says her back hurts
    And she's just as bored as me
    She caught me off my guard
    It amazes me, the will of instinct

R:  It isn't me...

1:  Underneath the bridge
    the tarp has sprung a leak
    and the animals I've trapped
    have all become my pets
    and I'm living off of grass
    and the drippings from the ceilings
    but it's okay to eat fish,
    'cause they don't have any feelings

R:  Something in the way...

1:  Underneath the bridge...

R:  Something in the way...

1:  Teenage angst has paid off well
    Now I'm bored and old
    Self-appointed judges judge
    more than they have sold

    If she floats than she is not
    a witch like we had thought
    A down payment on another
    one at Salem's lot

R:  Serve the servants - oh no
    Serve the servants - oh no
    Serve the servants - oh no
    Serve the servants...
    That legendary divorce is such a bore

2:  As my bones grew they did hurt
    they hurt really bad
    I tried hard to have a father
    but instead I had a dad

    I just want you to know that I
    don't hate you anymore
    There is nothing I could say
    that I haven't thought before

R:  Serve the servants...

R:  Serve the servants - oh no (x6)
    Serve the servants...
    That legendary divorce is such a bore

1:  Rape me
    Rape me, my friend
    Rape me
    Rape me again

R:  I'm not the only one
    (x4)

2:  Hate me
    Do it and do it again
    Waste me
    Rape me, my friend  (orig.: Taste me)

V:  My favorite inside source
    I'll kiss your open sores
    Appreciate your concern
    You'll always stink and burn

1:  She eyes me like a pisces when I am weak
    I've been locked into your heart-shaped box
    I was drawn into your magnet tar pit trap
    I wish I could eat your cancer when you turn black

R:  Hey, wait! I've got a new complaint
    Forever in debt to your priceless advice
    (x3)
    ...your advice

2:  Meat eating orchids forgive no one just yet
    Cut myself on angel's hair and baby's breath
    Broken hymen of your highness I'm left black
    Throw down your umbillical noose so I can climb right back

R:  Hey, wait...

1:  She eyes me...

R:  Hey, wait...
    + ...your advice ...your advice

1:  It's so relieving
    to know that you're leaving
    as soon as you get paid

    It's so relaxing
    to hear that you're asking
    wherever you get your way

    It's so soothing
    to know that you'll sue me
    this is starting to sound the same

R:  I miss the confort in being sad...

2:  In her false witness
    we hope you're still with us
    to see if they float or drown

    Our favorite patience
    a display of patience
    disease covered Purget Sound

    She'll come back as fire
    to burn all the liars
    and leave a banket of ash on the ground

R:  I miss the confort...

1:  It's so relieving...