1)Full Name: Brett Ryan Huff
2) Favorite fruit : Apples
3)What do you look for in a member of the opposite sex? It's all attitude. If she has the right attitude everything else will fall in place.
4) If you could dye your hair one color, what would if be? I can't remember hair color so it doesn't matter what I dyed it because it would feel the same to me.
5) If you could have a tattoo, what and where would it be? I would get a tattoo on my forehead that says "There's only one thing that I know how to do well and I've often been told that you only can do what you know how to do well and that's be you, be what you're like, be like yourself, and so I'm having a wonderful time but I'd rather be whistling in the dark."
6) If you could turn into any animal, real or imaginary, what would it be? The super bird. It has10 wings, an aircraft landing deck, a warp drive, can go underwater, can tunnel, has a nuclear reactor, can time travel, etc, etc...
7) If you could meet one person in this world, who would it be? I would like to meet Bill Gates so that I could throw a pie in his face.
8) What's your favorite brand of gum? I've never really liked gum.
9) Have you ever been in love? Yes, and I currently am.
10) What's on your walls in your room? Glued-together jig-saw puzzles, display cases, words of wisdom, and stuff like that.
11) Is the glass half-empty or half-full? half-full (side note: I've driven on all 3 interstates in Hawaii)
12) What's on your ceiling? A light
13) What's your favorite color to paint your toenails? I'm opposed to painting my toenails.
14) Pick a song that describes yourself or that you can relate to. "To make you feel my love" by Bob Dylan (but Billy Joel sings it better)
15) Which do you prefer- Cool Ranch or Nacho Cheese Doritos? Nacho Cheese
16) What's your favorite flavor Snapple? Fruitopia is so much better
17) Favorite movie(s): Princess Bride, Star Wars, Armageddon, any James Bond movie
18) Which one, Coke or Pepsi? I'm one of those crazy people who doesn't drink carbonation
19) What's your sign? Capricorn
20) If you were a dog, what would your name be? Fred
21) How do you eat an Oreo? put the whole thing in my mouth (usually after I dip it in milk)
22) Which kind of milk is your favorite? 2%
23) If you were to kill someone, which method would you choose? I wouldn't, I would just give them a labotamy
24) Are you a righty or a lefty or ambidextrous (that means both)? righty
25) Do you type with your fingers on the right keys? Yes
26) Which is your favorite Adam Sandler movie? I hate Adam Sandler
27) What do you wear to bed? whatever I'm wearing
29) When you first meet a person of the opposite sex, you first notice? Attitude and her face
30) Have you ever been attacked by a big dog? Can't say I have
31) Do you ever save your AOL conversations? I did once but I deleted it the next hour because I realized it was pointless.
32) Do you eat chicken fingers with a fork? No
33) Do you eat the stems of broccoli? Yes
34) Boxers, or briefs? butt-huggers(aka briefs)
35) If you could streak in front of one person's house, who's would it be? I wouldn't
36) If you could be anything in a kitchen, what would you be? That's a little to deep for my brain to process
37) Girls, would you ever ask a random guy for his shirt?
38) If you could be one gardening tool, which one would you be? A hose, because hose water is the best water you can find in the world.
39) What kind of shoe would you be if you had the option to be a shoe? I would be the shoe that nobody ever wears because I don't like being stepped on.
40) What kind of corn would you want to be (an ear of corn, canned corn, dried corn, or corn corn)? corn on the cob(Yummy)
41) If you could do anything to the person you hated the most, what would you do? I would put them in a postition where they owed me a few favors. Then the could pay me back and I wouldn't hate them anymore.
42) What's your favorite Jell-O flavor? Lime (traditional happy-valley flavor)
43) Which do you prefer, mud wrestling or Jell-O wrestling? I don't see much of a difference. I guess Jell-O would put up a better fight than mud because it can bounce around.
44) What's under your bed? It's really hard to put stuff under a water bed
45) Who're your crushes? crushes are gone in a few hours for me so even if I told them they would be wrong in a couple of hours.
46) What's the best number in the world? 1
47)If you could eat anything in the world what would it be? I would eat a big diamond because then I would be worth more than anyone else except maybe the 6 million dollar man.
48)If your church would or will let you go on a mission for them where would you go? I would go to Quebec because I love French and Quebec would be easier than France.
49)What music groups can you not stand? Most modern bands. They all sound the same.
50)How many CDs do you have? about 35
51)What is your favorite Steven Spielburg movie? I don't know which movies he has made.
52)Who is your favorite actor? I can't remember actors names
53)Actress? I can't remember actresses names either
54)Where are you employed? I'm not
55)What kind of cheese do you want to be? It would be a pretty sucky life if you were cheese
56)If you could choose how you died before you did how would you like to die? When I die I want to go peacefully in my sleep like my grandpa, not screeming like the passengers in his car.
57)What is your favorite game? Monopoly
58)What movie(s) have you seen and disliked the most? Godzilla and The Horse Whisperer