Sit back, take a break from those lame Kataya logs and have yourself a
little laugh.
Here I am.
On with my newly inducted Crusader. Getting the hang of things, seeing
what the rest of the bunch is like.
More scary than I imagined...
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The Cross Roads
[Exits: north east south west]
Joja is here.
Jedke is here.
Orgrim is here.
Bludgwuar is here.
Barr is here.
Brucee is here.
Berniko is here.
Asperion is here.
Trebucher is here.
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You say 'So uh...what are we doing?'
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Orgrim says 'wes smash ums magic'
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Asperion shrugs helplessly.
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Jedke says 'hey'
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Bud has arrived.
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Bud leaves east.
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Jedke 'can some arcana help me with the dragon quest?'
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Berniko says 'Shut your GOD DAMN MOUTH'
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Barr says 'ok'
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Brucee says 'wut?'
<100%hp 100%mn 100%mv>knee barr
You knee him hard in the groin.
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You say 'There is more from where that came from, bitch.'
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Orgrim lets out a blood freezing warcry!
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Trebucher says 'can jiscile enchant my poncho?'
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Bludgwuar yells 'yeeeeeeeehawwwwwwww! suck my troll nipples!'
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Joja says 'Thine hoody doody wang wang shant woercraft upon mine sharamma
lamma ding dong.'
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You say 'Dear lord.......you guys are pathetic.'
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Jiscile has arrived.
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Orgrim says 'sup'
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Berniko whacks Asperion over the head with a heavy looking sack. Ouch.
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Bludgwuar seems to glower and look deadly.
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Players near you:
Jedke The Cross Roads
Joja The Cross Roads
Orgrim The Cross Roads
Asperion The Cross Roads
Barr The Cross Roads
Brucee The Cross Roads
Trebucher The Cross Roads
Berniko The Cross Roads
(PK) Me 2 The Cross Roads
Jiscile The Cross Roads
(PK) Bud City Entrance
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Berniko 'HAHAHAHA'
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Jiscile says 'hi guys, doing fine?'
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Joja says 'Thine evils shant weorc upon mine clansmen.'
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Bud has arrived.
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Bud mentally projects 'woah'
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Bud mentally projects 'yo dudes...whatsz up?'
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You no longer feel stealthy.
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You tip your hat gallantly.
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Asgen has arrived.
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Asgen says 'what a big get together! cool!'
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You say 'Hello Asgen.'
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Asgen says 'Asgena, Oh Asgena? Where did you run off to?'
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Asgen says 'Oh there you are Asgena!'
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A pure white pegasus gallantly trots into the room!
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Asgen hugs a pure white pegasus.
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You say 'Man, what a fag.'
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Bud pats a pure white pegasus on his head.
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Bud mentally projects 'Hey budddy...you look hungry maan.'
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Bud gives a bag of potato chips to a pure white pegasus.
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Bud gives a slice of pizza to a pure white pegasus.
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Bud gives a bag of popcorn to a pure white pegasus.
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Bud gives a giant candybar to a pure white pegasus.
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A pure white pegasus licks his mouth and smiles.
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A pure white pegasus eats a giant candy bar.
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Players near you:
Jedke The Cross Roads
Joja The Cross Roads
Orgrim The Cross Roads
Asperion The Cross Roads
Barr The Cross Roads
Brucee The Cross Roads
Trebucher The Cross Roads
Berniko The Cross Roads
(PK) Me 2 The Cross Roads
Jiscile The Cross Roads
(PK) Bud The Cross Roads
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A pure white pegasus eats a bag of popcorn.
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A pure white pegasus eats a slice of pizza.
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A pure white pegasus eats a bag of potato chips.
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A pure white pegasus burps loudly.
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Asgen says 'WAIT! what are you doing!?!? he has diabetes!'
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A pure white pegasus begins to tremble and shake.
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You raise an eyebrow at the notion.
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Jiscile looks at a pure white pegasus.
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Trebucher says 'hi jiz'
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Jiscile says 'hi'
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Jiscile utters the words 'suagh mi waiener'
Jiscile is surrounded by a strange white substance.
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You hear a loud thump as a pure white pegasus hits the ground.
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Asgen falls to his knees.
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Asgen yells
'NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!'
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Asgen yells 'BUTTER CUP! NO!'
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Asperion wakes and stands up.
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Asperion shrugs helplessly.
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Asgen looks at Bud.
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Asgen says 'YOU BASTARD!'
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Asgen says 'YOU WILL PAY FOR THIS!'
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Asgen leaves east.
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Bud mentally projects 'heh...what ever dude, im just chillin'
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Asperion seems to glower and look deadly.
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Bud mentally projects 'later dudes'
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Bud leaves east.
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Joja growls at Jiscile.
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Joja says 'Thou art now at war with us Imperial! Woerc thy foolhardy pish
posh howdy doody har har.'
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Orgrim yells 'WoOOOOOOoOOOooowooooOOOhooOO!'
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Brucee says 'aye?'
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Asperion shrugs helplessly.
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The Cross Roads
[Exits: north east south west]
The corpse of a pure white pegasus is lying here.
Joja is here.
Jedke is here.
Orgrim is here.
Bludgwuar is here.
Barr is here.
Brucee is here.
Berniko is here.
Asperion is here.
Trebucher is here.
(White aura) Jiscile is here.
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Jiscile says 'you guys want a piece of this? I can handle all of you'
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You fall down laughing.
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Joja yells 'For Darkwood!'
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Bludgwuar yells 'suck em!'
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Barr says 'tjoja ooc joja what does the envoy do?'
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Jiscile yells 'Help! Joja tried to kick dirt in my eyes!'
Joja's kicked dirt misses Jiscile.
Joja' slash mauls Jiscile.
Jiscile's digestion wounds Joja.
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Joja delivers a blow of deadly force!
Joja's slash *** DEMOLISHES *** Jiscile!
Joja's slash misses Jiscile.
Joja's slash decimates Jiscile.
Jedke's bite MUTILATES Jiscile!
Jedke delivers a blow of deadly force!
Jedke delivers a blow of deadly force!
Jedke's bite === OBLITERATES === Jiscile!
Orgrim delivers a blow of deadly force!
Orgrim's pound *** DEVASTATES *** Jiscile!
Bludgwuar delivers a blow of deadly force!
Bludgwuar's slash devastates Jiscile!
Barr strikes with the fang technique!
Barr strikes with the fang technique!
Barr strikes a powerful open handed blow!
Barr's fang fist MUTILATES Jiscile!
Brucee's punch wounds Jiscile.
Berniko's pierce devastates Jiscile!
Berniko's pierce devastates Jiscile!
Trebucher's punch mauls Jiscile.
Trebucher delivers a blow of deadly force!
Trebucher's punch MASSACRES Jiscile!
Asperion delivers a blow of deadly force!
Asperion lands a crushing blow!
Asperion's chop does UNSPEAKABLE things to Jiscile!
Jiscile is DEAD!!
Jiscile's scrotum is shattered, and its semen splashes all over you.
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Trebucher's chi attack MASSACRES him!
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Asperion shrugs helplessly.
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Berniko whacks Asperion over the head with a heavy looking sack. Ouch.
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Berniko says 'HEHEHEh'
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Barr stops using a Ring of Focus.
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Barr wears a Ring of Pure Energy around his left finger.
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Barr says 'rad'
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You smirk.
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[OOC] Barr: pusling means it good right?
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[OOC] to Barr: Yeah barr, you're right. Dumbass.
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[OOC] Barr: ok
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Joja bonks Barr on the head for being such an utter moron.
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Joja says 'Fool! I thought thy told ye to read thy code!'
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Jiscile has arrived.
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Jiscile says 'you suck'
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Joja says 'Thou art no longer at war with the Clan. Have ye a
nice day.'
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Brucee says 'i read code joja'
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Barr says 'wanna duel bruece?'
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Joja says 'Enough!'
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Joja yells 'For Darkwood!'
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Asperion wakes and stands up.
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Barr yells 'Help! Joja tried to kick dirt in my eyes!'
Joja's kicked dirt misses Barr.
Joja' slash mauls Barr.
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Joja delivers a blow of deadly force!
Joja's slash MANGLES Barr!
Joja's slash mauls Barr.
Joja's slash decimates Barr.
Jedke delivers a blow of deadly force!
Jedke's bite === OBLITERATES === Barr!
Jedke delivers a blow of deadly force!
Jedke's bite === OBLITERATES === Barr!
Orgrim delivers a blow of deadly force!
Orgrim's pound *** DEVASTATES *** Barr!
Bludgwuar delivers a blow of deadly force!
Bludgwuar's slash >>> ANNIHILATES <<< Barr!
Barr is DEAD!!
Barr's head is shattered, and what's left of his brain splashes all over
you.
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Trebucher's chi attack DISMEMBERS him!
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The corpse of a pure white pegasus decays into dust.
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Brucee says 'aye'
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Asperion shrugs helplessly.
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You say 'This is nuts.'
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Brucee says 'ne spares?'
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Joja says 'Oh what the hell.'
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Joja yells 'For Darkwood!'
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Bludgwuar yells 'for my momma! for her blessing me with dese rich
succulent breasts!'
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Brucee yells 'Help! Someone just kicked dirt in my eyes!'
Joja's kicked dirt scratches Brucee.
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Jedke's bite MANGLES Brucee!
Jedke's bite MANGLES Brucee!
Orgrim's pound MASSACRES Brucee!
Orgrim delivers a blow of deadly force!
Bludgwuar delivers a blow of deadly force!
Bludgwuar's slash <<< ERADICATES >>> Brucee!
Trebucher strikes a powerful open handed blow!
Trebucher's punch DISEMBOWELS Brucee!
Asperion lands a crushing blow!
Asperion's chop <<< ERADICATES >>> Brucee!
Brucee is DEAD!!
Brucee spills his guts all over the floor.
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Asperion shrugs helplessly.
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Berniko whacks Asperion over the head with a heavy looking sack. Ouch.
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You say 'Save me the trouble for later...'
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You say 'Just uninduct me now.'
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The Cross Roads
[Exits: north east south west]
The corpse of Brucee is here.
The corpse of Barr is here.
The corpse of Jiscile is here.
Joja is here.
Jedke is here.
Orgrim is here.
Bludgwuar is here.
Barr is here.
Brucee is here.
Berniko is here.
Asperion is here.
Trebucher is here.
(Note: If you haven't spoken to these people IC, chances are you won't
know where I'm coming from.)