Here I am, on with my lowbie monk. He wants to be a Lifer when he gets
older.
So I'm doing a little RPing with Alundrel and Jarre.
(Warning! Explicit Content)
And here we go.........
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Sunlight
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A natural spring flows from the ground here.
(White Aura) Alundrel is here.
(White Aura) Jarre is here.
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You smile happily.
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Jarre says 'Can you give me herbs hun? I have some booboos.'
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Alundrel says 'Sure!'
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Alundrel pokes around in Jarre's bush, but comes up looking perplexed.
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Alundrel pokes around in Jarre's bush, but comes up looking perplexed.
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Alundrel pokes around in Jarre's bush, but comes up looking perplexed.
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Alundrel says 'Can't find any, just rest up.'
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Alundrel grins.
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Alundrel says 'Forgot to tell you Jarre. I changed my class...I'm the new
rump ranger.'
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Jarre gasps in astonishment.
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Jarre licks Alundrel.
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Alundrel throws his head back and cackles with insane glee!
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Liefdei says 'Hello everyone!'
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Sunlight
[Exits: north east south]
A natural spring flows from the ground here.
(White Aura) Liefdei is here.
(White Aura) Alundrel is here.
(White Aura) Jarre is here.
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Jarre smiles happily.
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Liefdei says 'Can you give me a little bit of healing Jarre? I got ganged
bad, had to flee!'
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Alundrel says 'Who ganged you!?'
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Liefdei says 'One necromancer, such cheese!'
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You smirk.
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Jarre lays hands upon Liefdei's wounds.
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Alundrel says 'What the HELL?'
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Alundrel says 'You just laid my woman! You are going to pay bitch!'
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Jarre says 'Stop Alundrel! Please!'
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Liefdei says 'I don't want you to see this Jarre! It will get ugly.'
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Liefdei says 'As certain as the eternal oceans of urine, Courage shall be
my resting memory in the battle against the vagina, Lord, Grant me the
Armor of the Silver Penis!'
A Silver Penis flashes brilliantly!
Shimmering silver scales cover Liefdei's Penis!
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Liefdei whacks Jarre over the head with a giant silver penis. Ouch.
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Alundrel snarls angrily.
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Alundrel pokes the ground with a stick and scratches his balls.
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Alundrel pokes the ground with a stick and scratches his balls.
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Liefdei says 'You can't beat dragon monks baby! They rule!'
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Alundrel digs up Miyaka's corpse!
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Alundrel says 'At least this dumb bitch will be good for something.'
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Alundrel savagely rips Miyaka's arms off!
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Alundrel wields Miyaka's right arm.
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Alundrel dual wields Miyaka's left arm.
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Liefdei says 'You BASTARD!!!'
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Liefdei yells 'Help! Alundrel is swinging bodies at me!'
Alundrel gets a good grip on Miyaka's ankles.
Alundrel viciously swings Miyaka's corpse!
You hear a loud crack as Miyaka's corpse collides into Liefdei!
Alundrel's swinging <<< ERADICATES >>> Liefdei!
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You burst into tears.
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Alundrel's beating MUTILATES Liefdei!
Alundrel's beating maims Liefdei!
Alundrel's beating MUTILATES Liefdei!
Liefdei strikes a powerful open handed blow!
Liefdei's punch decimates Alundrel!
A fiery haze surrounds Liefdei's fists!
Liefdei's punch devastates Alundrel!
Liefdei's robe of the light blazes brightly.
Liefdei drives a powerful knee into Alundrel's ribs!
Liefdei's hit mauls Alundrel.
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Liefdei says 'I will unleash the fury of the dragon!'
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Liefdei's kick scratches Alundrel.
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Alundrel's beating misses Liefdei.
Alundrel's beating MUTILATES Liefdei!
Liefdei's punch mauls Alundrel.
Liefdei strikes a powerful open handed blow!
A fiery haze surrounds Liefdei's fists!
Liefdei's punch DISEMBOWELS Alundrel!
Liefdei's punch misses Alundrel.
Liefdei's punch mauls Alundrel.
Liefdei's robe of the light blazes brightly.
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Alundrel takes his weapons and beats Liefdei's head with a loud crack!
Alundrel's beating === OBLITERATES === Liefdei!
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Liefdei says 'Eat this!'
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Liefdei calls upon the heavens for Alundrel to repent his adulterous
ways!
Liedei's repent DISMEMBERS Alundrel!
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Alundrel's beating DISEMBOWELS Liefdei!
Alundrel's beating MUTILATES Liefdei!
Alundrel's beating MUTILATES Liefdei!
A fiery haze surrounds Liefdei's fists!
A fiery haze surrounds Liefdei's fists!
Liefdei strikes a powerful open handed blow!
Liefdei's punch DISEMBOWELS Alundrel!
Liefdei's punch mauls Alundrel.
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Alundrel unzips his pants slowly.
Alundrel rapidly shoves something in Liefdei's ass!
Liedei has been VIOLATED!
Liefdei's eyes widen in shock and his entire body freezes in momentary
terror.
Liefdei leaves south.
Liefdei has fled!
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Liefdei says 'Hold up!'
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Alundrel raises an eyebrow.
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Liefdei says 'I need to use a lifeline!'
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Liefdei says 'I will.....call a friend!'
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Alundrel says 'Is this your final decision?'
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Liefdei nods.
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Alundrel rolls his eyes in disgust.
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Crispin appears next to Liefdei in a shimmering white light!
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Alundrel grins evilly.
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Crispin says 'Die dirt bag!'
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Alundrel stops using Miyaka's right arm.
Alundrel wields a flame thrower.
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Alundrel braces himself as he ignites the flame thrower!
Alundrel's flaming DOES UNSPEAKABLE THINGS TO Crispin!
Crispin is DEAD!!
You hear Crispin's death cry.
Crispin's ashes fall to the ground.
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Liefdei says 'Good god....'
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Alundrel throws his head back and cackles with insane glee!
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Alundrel 'Can't get any crispier than that.'
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Liefdei lets out a loud fart.
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Liefdei utters the words, 'safety'.
Liefdei suddenly vanishes!
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You sigh.
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Jarre wakes and stands up.
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Jarre rubs the bump on her head.
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Alundrel says 'I saw you whack him Jarre!'
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Jarre says 'He whacked me!! I didn't whack him!'
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Alundrel says 'Stupid bitch, I don't want you anymore.'
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Jarre says 'FINE.'
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Alundrel says 'Well, I'm single again. Time to break out the ho's.
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Alundrel uses his pimp powers and calls upon Darkwoody!
a dirty white prostitute flies down from the sky!
a dirty Vietnamese prostitute flies down from the sky!
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Alundrel says 'Who needs Xyza when I've got Darkwoody.'
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Alundrel licks his lips and smiles.
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Jiscile has arrived through a gate.
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Alundrel bows before Jiscile.
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Jiscile grins evilly.
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Jiscile looks at a dirty white prostitute.
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Jiscile calls on his Immortal leader Rungesucker for help!
a floating dildo flies down from the sky!
a floating dildo flies down from the sky!
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Jiscile says 'Need any help with these fine young ladies?'
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a floating dildo gives a one eyed wink to a dirty Vietnamese
prostitute.
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Alundrel says 'I'm too virile to need your help.'
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Alundrel says 'Maybe you should go talk to Anon-A-Mouse.'
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Jiscile nods.
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Jiscile says 'If you need my help, you know where to find me.'
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Jiscile leaves south.
a floating dildo leaves south.
a floating dildo leaves south.
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Alundrel says 'Let's go ladies!'
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a dirty white prostitute leaves south.
a dirty Vietnamese prostitute leaves south.
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You say 'Wow........'
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You say 'That was pretty fucked up.'
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You say 'Maybe I should consider Valor.'
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Well, this was awhile ago.
I decided to go Valor.
I finally got in....but the boredom was just too much. So I deleted a
few days later.