Here I am, a lifer applicant right through that hard phase. Needless to say, I won't ever become a lighter. Enjoy.


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Sunlight
A great beam of direct sunlight shines down upon this glade of short green grass. Sparkling drops of dew grace the blades of grass, giving the glade a shining, eternal quality. Adorno's touch is surely evident here, as the sunlight forever touches this most holy place.

[Exits: north east south]

Dariel is here.
Melykurion is here.
Dielantha is here.
Liefdei is here.

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Rastargen has arrived.

<100%hp 100%mn 100%mv>sa Oh great, the forsaken vampire thing.
You say 'Oh great, the forsaken vampire thing.'

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Rastargen shakes her head.

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Liefdei raises an eyebrow at the notion.

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Rastargen says 'I gave up on that angle… it didn't make me popular in a good way, so I am going back to my old rp. Wanna help, Dielantha?'

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Dielantha says 'I have not been around enough to know what is going on and I am not going to step on any imms toes, so I will just do absolutely nothing.'

<100%hp 100%mn 100%mv>chuckle
You chuckle politely.

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Rastargen says 'From now on you can call me Scaly Buk! I bet that will make people want to rp with me!'

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Dariel says 'I think… not. You are still evil, but since there is so much good in this room I will help you to maintain neutrality here.'

<100%hp 100%mn 100%mv>say Wait.. the soon to be Leader of Life is going to help an evil?

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You say 'Wait.. the soon to be Leader of Life is going to help an evil?'

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Liefdei says 'Lamo.'

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Rastargen says 'Yu liik buk?'

<100%hp 100%mn 100%mv>shrug
You shrug helplessly.

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Dariel says 'You see… Riallus wants neutrality, so I am helping him by fighting evil, but maybe I will step down if balance is made, but probably not because I like my powers. Wanna go kill some bertherns now?'

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Melykurion grins evilly.

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Melykurion says 'Yeah, lets go get those bastards! I can smite now! Watch!'

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Liefdei raises an eyebrow at the notion.

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A bolt from the heavens smites Liefdei!

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A bolt from the heavens smites Liefdei!

<100%hp 100%mn 100%mv>cringe
You cringe in terror.

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A bolt from the heavens smites Liefdei!

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Liefdei says 'Son of a BITCH.'

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Melykurion laughs maniacally.

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Melykurion says 'Who needs well rped torture when I have smite?'

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Rastargen says 'Dariel bee ledur? Buk wunt bee ledur! Buk hop on yuz kok 4 ledurship!'

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Yukinno has arrived.

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Dariel says 'More evils! The balance is shifting! It's craaaaaaaaaaazy! Crazy shifting! Crazy shifting!'

<100%hp 100%mn 100%mv> say Oh brother.
You say 'Oh brother.'

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Yukinno says 'IMO your buk roleplay is overrated and IMHO you should stick with your harbinger of evil yadda yadda rp. If you were a beastmaster instead of a barbarian it would work out better though because beastmasters are so underrated.'

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Dielantha scratches his head, looking confused.
Dielantha says 'What's a beastmaster? That was a good flick! OOC'

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Liefdei raises an eyebrow at the notion.

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Dielantha says 'So who is leader?'

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Someone makes Liefdei say 'Dariel may take over.

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Rastargen hops on Melykurion's cock and begins to gyrate wildly!
Melykurion reels in ecstacy!
Melykurion looks better.

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Liefdei raises an eyebrow at the notion.

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Dariel says 'OOC melykurion I do that for you every night, I still get to be leader, right?'

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Rastargen hops up and down.

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Rastargen says 'Buk bee Ledur buk bee ledur!'

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Yukinno gets a HUGE soapbox from a backpack.

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Yukinno drops a HUGE soapbox.

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Rastargen says 'Buk liik chow box. Box tayst gud!'

<100%hp 100%mn 100%mv> say Gods help us.
You say 'Gods help us.'

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Yukinno stands up on the soapbox and clears her throat.
You feel tired.

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Yukinno says 'IMO I think that sort of stuff should not be allowed. Sex for leadership is just plain wrong. Take my leadership in legion for instance. I tried to get rid of the jerks and assholes, but I eluded even myself.'

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Liefdei raises an eyebrow at the notion.

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Yukinno says 'I tried to kick myself out, but I just couldn't seem to get rid of myself. It is hard to get rid of such a great rper like me, because I stayed to fight the imms when arcana fell.'

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Dariel says 'You played an evil back then! Evil times two!! Maybe I should help goodies now! Hah!'

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Yukinno says 'IMO Arcana is underrated now that it is gone and it should never be brought back due to the barometric pressure in the atmosphere. IMHO I think the pressure is unfair.'

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Rastargen says 'Presur gud! Mak buk spoof on box!'

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Magius has arrived.

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Melykurion holds his nose in disugst.

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Dariel says 'Damn, who farted?'

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Magius says 'Meep.'

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Yukinno says 'Ethereals were underrated, now they are overrated because they are so tough, but look like farts. IMO they should be brought back for a day, then never brought back again, but only as beastmasters.'

<100%hp 100%mn 100%mv> say I meant to ask you, what is with your name… Yukinno?
You say 'I meant to ask you, what is with your name… Yukinno?'

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Rastargen wildly humps the soapbox with a scaley protrusion, making Yukinno fall down onto the ground.
You feel less tired.

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Rastargen yells 'Spoof on box! SPOOOOOOOOOOOOOF!'

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Yukinno says 'Aseroth got to remake his name because he is overrated IMHO, but since the imms don't like me for some odd reason, they wouldn't let me remake Yukino. I think I am underrated as a player.'

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Dariel says 'Meet you in the public bathroom at your dorm in five minutes, Mely… I really wanna be leader!'

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Dariel has left the realms.

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Liefdei raises an eyebrow at the notion.

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Melykurion says 'Well guys, it has been fun but now it is time to go get a donkey punch!'

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Melykurion has left the realms.

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Assspearion has arrived.

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Assspearion says 'Did I miss Dariel? Usually I am a Missionary of Steel, but for him I am willing to be a Doggy Style of Steel… har!'

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Yukinno says 'IMHO being gay is wrong and it should not be allowed. IMO we should gang pk them.'

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Assspearion says 'Pk this… har!'

Yukinno yells 'Help! Assspearion tried to run me through!'
Assspearion's butt lunge misses Yukinno!

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Assspearion's thrust MANGLES Yukinno!
Assspearion's thrust DISEMBOWELS Yukinno!
Assspearion strikes a blow of deadly force!
Yukinno's slash decimates Assspearion.

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Assspearion removes a Steel Dildo.

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Assspearion strikes with the fag technique!
Assspearion's fag fist *** DEVASTATES *** Yukinno!
Assspearion's punch MASSACRES Yukinno!
Yukinno's slash wounds Assspearion.

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Yukinno utters the words 'noinippo ym ni'
A bolt of mental energy strikes Assspearion!
Yukinno's mental blast scratches Assspearion.

<100%hp 100%mn 100%mv> sa So much for Yukinno's mental abilities.
You say 'So much for Yukinno's mental abilities.'

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Assspearion strikes with the fag technique!
Assspearion strikes with the fag technique!
Assspearion strikes a blow of deadly force!
Assperion's fag fist >>> ANNIHILATES <<< Yukinno!
Yukinno is DEAD!!
Yukinno's shrunken brain is dashed from her head!

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Magius leaves south.

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Dielantha says 'If I knew what was going on I would make you my personal pet. Yum.'

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Rastargen's eyes become wide as he gazes upon Assspearion.

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Rastargen says 'Buk liik duldo! Buk wunt uz 2 bee ledur!'

<100%hp 100%mn 100%mv>whois y

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Baghiib has arrived.

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Liefdei raises an eyebrow at the notion.

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Liefdei says ' So? What the hell is going on? I just woke up.

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Dariel licks his lips.

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Melykurion grins.

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Melykurion says 'Take a hike, whiner. In with the new, out with the old.

Liefdei sinks a devastating Dragon Fury Kick to Melykurion's testicles.
Liefdei's Dragon Fury scratches Melykurion
Liefdei says ' M' f'er. Serves you right.
Liefdei dissapears into the void.


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Baghiib says 'IMO that was uncalled for.'

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Assspearion wields a Steel Dildo.

<100%hp 100%mn 100%mv>sa You guys are imbred Life sucks.
You say 'You guys are imbred. Life sucks.
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