************************************************************** "Sometimes the best things in life are free. And if you believe that your as much of a sap as I am." -Mr. Jones- "Your not real your just my imaginations way of keeping me busy" -Mr. Jones- "When life gives you apples...Bitch about it and tell life you want oranges" -Mr. Jones- "A penny saved is still just a damn penny" -Mr. Jones- "There comes a time in a man's life when he's gotta take charge of a situation and not do the things he wants to for fear of prosecution....luckily though those times are few and far between" -Mr. Jones- "Sometimes I wonder just how many things could possibly go wrong in any given period of time. Then I take a look at my life and stop wondering." -Mr. Jones- "Why do jobs make you give references when they know your just finding friends to lie for you? Does that really make sense?" -Mr. Jones- "I look around and see how many stupid people there are and wonder how humans have survived so long." -Mr. Jones- "You weren't born you were hatched on a rock, some sunny day in july......weren't you glad the sun was shining" -My Grandma- "Somedays you gotta by walnuts other days you gotta buy peanuts" -My Grandpa- **************************************************************