Here it is. Written in full MS notepad glory... actually, mostly composed in this bloody, blinkin (did you say abe lincoln?) Geocities editing window (We don't need no steenkin wysiwyg!)

Has anyone ever heard of Logic Project?

There is a saxophone solo that belongs here, courtesy of Boyd Tinsley

Wading through all my yesterdays, waiting through all my tomorrows.

All the yellow ribbon in the world.

Drove downtown in the rain... just to check out the late-night record shop.

I'm going slightly mad, I'm going slightly mad. It finally happened.

They blame someone else so vehemently. How guilty do they feel?

May you always find water and shade.

As cool as the other side of the pillow (Thanks to J.M.)

"...the difference between knowing the path, and walking the path."

"You're pretty good at that." "I'm the returning champion."

Big and important, one angry dwarf and-

As we say back in Connecticut, "Howdy."

I'm the invisible man! I'm the invisible man! Incredible how you can- see right through me!

This is my update. There are many like it, but this one is mine.

At least I have her love, the city she loves me

I have lots of random bits of song lyrics stuck in my head.

I've got to radio tag my music collection, so that I can track it in the wild.

She's got all the money money couldn't buy! She's stuck in my heart now, where my blood belongs.

Why does one spend so much time away from the sun?

Four minutes before does not count as leaving early.

A life spent is not a life lost.

Are your brains tasty?

Copyright 2002 Hatbox Productions and Passive/Aggressive Studios

"In English, please!"

Penny Arcade is hilarious. (www.penny-arcade.com, if you're interested)

You can dance if you want to.

The Volleyball net is working again! Yay!

Cause-people-to-stare-at-me

Back in Uncomfortable-Chairs-Ville

Trying to persuade the nice people to give me more money

Tell me I sold out, go ahead

I don't want any cotton candy, I just want to hear some metal.

A boy and his bird, that's awfully touching.

How about a little bit of the somethin'-somethin'!

Make me some soup! Ramen is also acceptable.

Welcome to summer in January. Whoops, it went away!

I just can't remember all thats come before.

Hooray for the black-noisy-blink-boxes!

I didn't use song lyrics this time.

Well, I was just wondering if you'd come along?

Place holder, until I come up with something witty.

I'm having a wonderful time, but I'd rather be whistling in the dark!

Really fast, really short (even more than usual) update.

Viddy this, O my brothers.

Rote Regurgitation. Enjoy

Bury the past, for I don't want to pay.

The world is out there, waiting for me.

The sparrows are flying again.

Plate. Shrimp. Plate o' Shrimp!

Tragedy

There will be no update this week. Deal.

Michael Jackson's version of Smooth Criminal is freaky! And painful.

And if we don't get no tolls, we don't eat no rolls.

God must love stupid people, cause he made so many of you.

Give me fuel, give me fire!

I thought I might get a ride in a rocket ship, when I was a child.

Black and white is never simply that.

An exercise in torturous colors.

One more perfectly useless inside joke.

Windows 3.11 and Dos 6.22. 640k should be enough for anybody.

Left leg, right leg, your body will follow, they call it walking!

Follow the #%&&*! white rabbit!

Everytime I take a bite of apple, the phone rings.

72 hours of respite from thinking.

A day in the white-glowing-boxes place.

Ending, or Please let me pass! Please let me pass!

Another Great One moves on.

Weather is nice. Nice weather is nicer.

Someone out there is really trying to get me. It's Major League Baseball, isn't it?

Pow! or My Computer Hates Me

Wave to the nice people in the white lab coats.

Waiting, or I felt compelled to update, so I threw some random thoughts together.

Another, or dumb things I do.

The Beginning Just what it says. Numero Uno.

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