Name: Bill

Date of Birth: November 11

Turn-ons: Angst, potted meat food products, lint

Turn-offs: Logical positivism, nasal polyps, antidisestablishmentarianism*

*Confidential to 'Clueless in Topeka': All of this is a joke, son.... Yucks. Laffs.

Truth be told, I prefer ennui over angst. You cretin.