Daily Jokes I Have Mail A blonde went to her mail box several times before it was even time for the mailman to make his rounds. A neighbor noticed her repeated trips to the curb and asked if she was waiting for a special delivery. Her reply: "No, but my computer keeps telling me I have mail". Sent by: Stefanus Mulianto. Copyright © 1999 by Dono Harjanto. All rights reserved. Contact the webmaster.