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Somebody is making a phone call, and this is the dialogue !

-"Who's calling?"
-"Watt."
-"What is your name, please?"
-"Watt's my name."
-"That's what I asked you. What's your name?"
-"That's what I told you. Watt's my name."

- A long pause, and then from Watt,

-"Is this James Brown?"
-"No, this is Knott."
-"Please tell me your name."
-"Will Knott."
-"Why not?"
-"Huh? What do you mean why not?"
-"Yeah! Why won't you tell me your name?"
-"But I told you my name!"
-"Didn't you say you will not?"
-"Not not, knott, Will Knott!"
-"That's what I mean."
-"So you know my name."
-"Of course not!"
-"Good. So now, what is yours?"
-"Watt. Yours?"
-"Your name!"
-"Watt's my name."
-"How the hell do I know? I am asking you!"
-"Look I have been very patient and I have told you my name and you have not even told me yours yet."
-"You have been patient, what about me? I have told you my name so many times and it is you who have not told me yours yet."
-"Of course not!"
-"See, you even know my name!"
-"Of course not!"
-"Then why do you keep saying of course Knott?"
-"Because I don't."

[Pause]

-"What is your name?"
-"See, you know my name!"
-"Of course not!"
-"Then why do you keep asking Watt is your name?"
-"To find out your name!"
-"But you already know it!"
-"What?"
-"See, and you know mine!"
-"Of course not!"
-"Exactly!"

-"Listen, listen, wait; if I asked you what your name is, what will be your answer?"
-"Watt's my name."
-"No, no, give me only one word."
-"Watt"
-"Your name!"
-"Right!"

[pause before it hits him]

-"Oh, Wright!"
-"Yeah!"
-"So why didn't you say it before?"
-"I told you so many times!"
-"You never said Wright before"
-"Of course I did."
-"Ok I won't argue any more. Do you know my name?"
-"I do not."
-"Well, there you go, now we know each other's name."
-"I do not!"
-"Good!"

[pause before it hits him]

-"Oh, Guud!"
-"Good."
-"No wonder, it took me so long, is that Dutch?"
-"No, it's Knott!"
-"Oh, okay. At least the names are clear now Guud."
-"Yes Wright."

NOW THEY BOTH THINK THEY KNOW EACH OTHER'S NAME AS WELL !!!

Sent by: Yuliani.