3-Way Dance!!! XKhan vs. Chain Gang vs. Johnny Vegas->Well, we've got two newcomers waiting in the ring for XKhan to show up...but Chain Gang starts the match by kicking Vegas in the back!! Chain Gang picks up Vegas and falls back with him!! Vegas is stunned right now!! Chain Gang is REALLY putting the boots to Vegas at this point!! But here comes XKhan running from the aisle!!! He hits the ring, and he connects with a drop kick to Chain Gang!!! Chain Gang is rocked, and now XKhan is hitting Chain Gang with several forearm smashes to the temple. Vegas is back up, and he's helping XKhan do a number on Chain Gang!!! They do a double suplex on Chain Gang, and now Johnny Vegas is dropping some elbows while XKhan climbs the to the top turnbuckle. And while Vegas holds Chain Gang down, XKhan does a flying leg drop on Chain Gang!!!! XKhan makes a cover, no, Vegas taps XKhan on the back!!! XKhan smiles, and he stands up...both Vegas and XKhan place their feet on Chain Gang for a cover!!! 1-2-3!!! So, since the winner was the first guy to get the pin, the ref is declaring that BOTH men are the victors!!! Winners by pinfall, XKhan and Johnny Vegas!!! And now Johnny Vegas shakes hands with XKhan!!!! Damn, the Evil Breed has a new member!!!! It's Johnny Vegas!!! Let's get to the next match!! Boy, the fans DO NOT like this!! ___________________________________ Tony Hendrix: We are back to the action. Thank God Birdseye has left ringside. What a smell! Now back to the action. Here comes Chain Gang. This is rumored to be his last match here in UCW. He is wearing an International Insanity t-shirt. As Chain Gang enters the ring Jonny Vegas comes out of the crowd and starts pounding him like his last name is Bichoff. Chain Gang just hit a low blow! That has gota hurt. Chain Gang has pulled something from his trunks. Wait, Geno Harris, Killian, and Colladeral Damage have come to ring side. As Chain Gang swings wildly at Vegas Geno trips Chain Gang's leg. Chain Gang falls flat on his face. Vegas looks at Geno like he is crazy. International Insanity flips Vegas off as a group. Vegas returns it and turns attention back to Chain Gang. He delivers a swinging neck breaker. He picks Gang up. VEGAS DROP! Jonny Vegas with the cover, 1-2-3. As Vegas leaves International Insanity enters the ring. The are beating the hell out of Chain Gang. CD is picking up Chain Gang for a power bomb. Geno has Gang's head in a reverse Diamaond Cutter. They drop him. I've herd about this. It has to be the INTERNATIONAL ASSYLAM! Chain Gang isen't moving. Killian rips off Chain Gang's shirt and Interantional Insanity leaves the ring. The rumors of Chain Gang leaving must have been true. I guess II wasen't happy about it. (A cut to a comercial for Burger King plays.) -___________________________________ Hello and welcome to the first ever card in this fed! [The TSWW] Lets go to Loudmouth Larry, our announcer. LL.We only have 1 match tonight, but it should be a great one. Prez: First coming to the ring weighing in at 350 lbs, K-DAWG! And his opponent weighing in at 345 lbs, Masty! and his opponent weighing in at 265 lbs, Johnny Vegas! LL:Masty goes after K- Dawg right away. Masty is pounding in K-Dawg. He sets up the Masty Deluxx But Johnny hits him. He is all over Masty. K-Dawg is starting to get up but Johnny throws Masty on K-Dawg. They are both out cold. Johnny Vegas sets up for The Jackpot on Masty. He gets it and goes for the pin 1.....2.....3 Masty is out. Now he Goes after K-Dawg. He puts the Jackpot on him, 1....2....3 and Johnny Vegas is your winner!!!! ______________________________________ International Heavyweight Title/Dare Devil Match Killian Harris (c) .vs. Johnny Vegas Hendrix:Out comes Johnny Vegas to the AC/DC that he loves so much! Oh wait a minute! Right behind him is Killian Harris! Wait he sees it coming! Back and forth blows,punches and kicks being exchanged rapidly here folks! Vegas has something,that's a chain! He decks Killian with it! Now Vegas is climbing up the ladder! He's trying to get there before Killian,so he can win it!!!If Killian stays down,and if Vegas reaches the ring Vegas will win the title! Vegas is in there,the ref is counting Killian down,7-8-9---NO! Killian reached the ring just by an eyelash! Killian up now,Vegas whips Killian into the ropes Killian reverses it,he ducks a clothesline and meets Vegas with a dropkick! Vegas is stunned,another dropkick,and another one! He dropkicks him to the apron! Will Vegas fall?!?!?! Killian tries for a shoulder tackle,but he gets caught,Vegas goes for a sunset flip,1-2--NO,a kickout by Killian Harris! Killian picks up Vegas for a scoop slam,DOWN to the canvas! He goes up top for a big splash,and he connects for the 1-2----No! Vegas barely able to kick out! Killian whips Vegas into the corner with an Irish whip Sternum-First into the buckle goes Vegas! Killian taking Vegas up top,trying for a superplex,it's blocked with a boot to the skull by Vegas,and another one,and another one,Vegas goes for a hurracanrana! 1-2----NO! another awesome attempt cut short by Vegas! Vegas goes up top for the Jackpot,but Killian blocks it! Vegas with some rapid punches into the head manages to change the hold into a hurracanrana,wait a minute! Killian catches him,straight on the back of Vegas' neck into a powerbomb! Killian picks him up for a face-first slam to the floor! He takes Vegas up to the top rope! He tries for a superplex now,and lands right in the middle of the ring! Killian with the cover for the 1-2---OH NO! Barely a kickout by Vegas!Vegas is battered and bruised but not done yet! Killian takes Vegas up top for another SuperPlex! He nails it again! Killian makes a cover,1-2----SO CLOSE! He goes up top for another Superplex! He gets him up,but wait! Vegas falls sideways! They are falling forty feet down! SMACK! They hit the floor! Vegas rolls on top for a cover! It's a slow count for the 1...2...3!!! We have a new champ,we have a new champ!!! Ring Announcer:Ladies and Gentlemen,your winner in 17:22,an NEW International Heavyweight Champion...Johnny...VEGAS!!! Hendrix:What a great match! Sweet:Someone get a doctor out here Killian needs some help! C'MON! Hendrix:Let's get down to the ringside area for an interview with Johnny Vegas.The paramedics are taking Killian out,let's hope we can get an update on his condition a little later on. (In the ring) Sweet:Johnny Vegas,what an incredible victory here tonight,how can you handle in your head the dispicable act you committed tonight,you should be ashamed! Vegas:You know Sweet,you better shut your mouth and open your eyes to the new International Heavyweight Champion! I ain't ashamed baby! I'm on cloud 9! I could care less about that asshole Killian's condition! I'm gonna go in the back,have a cold one,get ixed up,and await the taking of more gold! So all I have to say is,after me an Jimmy take care of the HomoBoys,Collateral Damage...YOU'RE NEXT!!! Sweet:Well,there you have it,straight from the horses mouth,let's get ready for our next match between Mike Barnes and Jake Hanlon! _______________________________________ Title Holders and Rankings UCW World Champion Geno Harris North American Champion Maxx Gunn TV Champion the Natural International Champion Johnny Vegas Canadian Champion PsychoSimmatic ________________________________________ Hendrix:All right,we are back here with the UCW International Title Match! It's a Las Vegas Streetfight between Johnny Vegas and Colladeral Damage! Damage has been in control since the commercial break.Damage is on the outside,he's got a Leather Strap,and he's whipping with him!!! He is smacking his head around! Now Vegas is reaching into the bin and reaches out for something,he's got a Nintendo 64,and he just smashed it over CD's Head! He grabs the bin and heads back into the ring,he throws CD in and makes a cover,and the 1---2----oh no! That was so close! CD just kicked Johnny right in the groin! He goes over and gets out a broom and a crutch! He takes the crutch and waits for Johnny to get up and nails him right across the chest and breaks it apart! He is now beating him with the broom! He's breaking it apart over his head! What great action here tonight! They both get up.CD takes Vegas up to the top rope,and it's a Superplex!!! Both men must be dead tired by now!!! Here comes Jimmy Vegas down to the ring! OH NO! We may see a title change right now! He grabs a sheer plate glass window from the bin! CD is the first one up,as Vegas slowly gets up! CD has a VCR,but wait! Jimmy grabs it away and now he just SMASHED THE GLASS WINDOW OVER THE HEAD OF CD!!!! Johnny makes the cover and the 1.....2.....3!!! Johnny Vegas retains the International Heavyweight Title! Jimmy Vegas has the belt,He hands it to Johnny?!?!?!? Now Johnny and Jimmy are face to face,and Jimmy slaps him! Now Johnny pulls his fist back ready to strike,but instead puts his hand out for a handshake.Will Jimmy shake it??!?!!? No he just spit in his face! Now Jimmy leaves the ring as Johnny is left and tears roll down the face of a sullen Johnny Vegas... We'll be right back!!! ____________________________________________ High Rider .vs. Alexander Connors TH:Alrighty,right now on the lefthand of the screen you are seeing both men,High Rider with his trainer Brian Johnson of AC/DC fame,and Alexander Connors who's trainer is the flamboyant Jimmy Page,as the referee is about to see who goes first via coin toss. (Ref flips coin). It looks as though Alexander Connors is going to go first.One weight is set at 742 pounds,the one who can do the most reps will be the winner.Connors is starting now "1----2----3----4----5----6----7----8----9----10---11----12----13-----14----15----16----17----18-----19----20----21----22----23----24----25---26---27----28---29--30!!!",and Connors stops now.WOW! That is going to be tough to match by the High Rider folks,let's see if he can live up to the task! "1----2-----3----4---5---6----7----8----9----10-----11----12----13----14----15----16----17----18----19----20----21-----22-----23-----24----25----26----27----28----29----30------31!!!" High Rider has won the contest! But wait a minute! Connors is attacking him with a chair!!! Now here comes Burnside and Fidler!!! They are beating up on High Rider! But here comes Jhonny Vegas and the rest of AC/DC!!! They are pounding the Confederation's ass! They run into their limo to the arena now! WoW! But let's get up to the ring now for our first matchup! _____________________________________________________________________________ UCW WORLD'S TELEVISION TITLE MATCH Hugh "Road Hog" Fidler (c) .vs. Johnny Vegas TH:Hugh "Road Hog" Fidler is making his way out here now for this upcoming match for the UCW World's Television Championship.But here comes the challenger,the enraged Johnny Vegas! The match has begun as Vegas is unmercifully pummelling Hugh Fidler! Rights and lefts,jabs and big hand straight to the jawline and face of Hugh "Road Hog" Fidler! He picks up Fidler now and whips him into the ropes for a huge clothesline! Fidler back up now dazed as Johnny Vegas backs him into the corner! Stiff kicks straight into the midsection of Hugh Fidler! He whips Hugh into the other turnbuckle now! He runs but is caught with a big boot straight into the skull! Oh my! And a clothesline down to the canvas now! Fidler going up top and nails a big splash on top of Johnny Vegas! 1---2---amd a throw-off by Johnny Vegas! He boots Vegas in the head now and is headed up top once again! This time he nails the Alabama Jam legdrop on Johnny! 1---2---and Vegas just barely makes it out in time! He lifts up Johnny Vegas now and throws him into the ropes.A leap frog by Johnny Vegas a clothesline duck by Fidler,but both men nail each other with a double clothesline! They are both down now! The ref is at 8 now! 9! Ahh Johnny Vegas is the first to his feet! They are both up now trading rights and lefts! But Hugh Fidler is there and he nails Johnny with a big boot and another clothesline down! But wait there's Maxx Gunn!!! He is up on the apron!!! Hugh doesn't know it as he is setting up Vegas for the AirWay kick! Gunn just blasted him with the chair!! He rolls Vegas on top for the 1---2----3!!! We have another new champ!!! WoW! JOHNNY VEGAS IS THE NEW T.V. CHAMP! Now he will go on to face both Hugh Fidler and Maxx Gunn in a triangle Match for the World's T.V. Title at Bloodwars! Now Gunn just nailed Vegas with the chair!!! Fans it has been a bizarre evening! But we will be back with the Main Event in :30 seconds!!! ______________________________________ Ring Announcer:Ladies and gentlemen introducing the participants.From Las Vegas,Nevada weighing in at a combined weight of 575 pounds,the New Vegas Connection! RA:From Canada weighing in at a combined weight of 577 pounds here are the Mike "the Man" Burnside and Alexander Connors they are the Confederation! RA:From Parts Unknown,Weight Unknown,Wolverine and Crygon,team 1 of the Assault! RA:From the Dark Side,weighing in at 568 pounds Dark and Death Angel they are Assault team 2! RA: From Virginia and Australia respectively weighing in at a combined weight of 547 pounds,Geno Harris and Colladeral Damage they are International Insanity! RA:From the other Side of Heaven,weighing in at a combined weight of 732 pounds,the Natural and the DEATH DEALER,they are the Evil Breed team 1! RA:From Da Hood,weighing in at an approximate weight of 722 pounds here are Jiggaboo and Homie Slick,Da Phat Boyz! RA:From parts unknown weighing at a total combined weight of 527 pounds,tHoRn and Dark Cosm,the Evil Breed Team 2! RA:From Hell,weighing in at a combined weight of 604 pounds,Bad Ass Eric and Hellfire,they are Hell Spawn! RA:From the Speed of Pain,weighing in at a combined weight of 455 pounds,Road Dawg Dave and Master Mage,they are High Intensity! RA:And introducing the men who will face the winners,watching at ringside,from Hell,South Texas, weighing in at a combined weight of 586 pounds,they are TOTAL DEVASTATION! Hendrix:The bell rings and the match is under way now.DEATH DEALER is pounding away at 2 of the cruiserweights here.He just tossed out Bad Ass Eric! There goes Master Mage! And Road Dawg Dave! All thanx to the DEATH DEALER! Now Hellfire goes over and pounds away at Dark Cosm now.tHoRn over in the opposite corner working over Geno Harris.But wait,DEATH DEALER just tossed out Jiggaboo! And there goes Homie Slick! Both Phat Boyz are gone as well as both members of High Intensity! Now everyone in the ring is going over to toss out DEATH DEALER now! They've got him up and he goes over,he has been eliminated! But he just pulled out Wolverine and Dark Angel! He is pounding on them on the outside now! 12 men remain in this big battle royal with the prize being a chance at the UCW World Tag Team Titles In the Cell which will be coming up next by the way.Geno Harris has Dark Cosm up in the corner,but tHoRn makes the save! CD over in the opposite end and he tosses out Death Angel! WoW! Dark Cosm runs off the ropes and Geno Harris backdrops him out of the ring! We are now down to half the men we started with! Johnny Vegas is over in the other corner pounding away at the man who earlier in the night took the International Title away from him,the High Rider.High Rider gaining the advantage now! But a low blow from tHoRn and he tosses out the High Rider! 9 men now left in here.Crygon just eliminated Alexander Connors! We are down to 8 here! Damage goes over to work on the Natural.The Natural has something in his hands! He just cold-cocked CD with it! He tossed it to the crowd,and he eliminates CD! tHoRn and Mike Burnside going at it now.Rights and lefts,and Johnny Vegas just ran up behind tHoRn! He eliminated him! Vegas goes to work on the Natural now. Crygon has just been eliminated by Geno Harris! We are down to our Final 4 folks! We have,the Natural,Mike the Man Burnside,Johnny Vegas,and Geno Harris! Vegas and Burnside pair off as Geno is chasing after the Natural! Geno gets poked in the eye,and a clip from behind! the Natural eliminates him! Now we are down to the final 3! Vegas and Burnside fighting as the Natural charges! He gets backdropped by Vegas! He's still up on the apron! He gets clocked off and we are down to 2 men who will it be??? The Confederation or the New Vegas Connection??? Burnside has him up and he has him up for his partner's move the Canadian Crash! But Vegas flips over! A boot to the gut! The Jackpot! Vegas tosses out Burnside!!! WE HAVE A WINNER IT"S GONNA BE THE VEGAS CONNECTION AGAINST THE TAG TEAM CHAMPS TOTAL DEVASTATION!!! THE HELL IN THE CELL IS BEING LOWERED!!! TOTAL DEVASTATION IS RUNNING AWAY! BUT THERE'S THE CONFEDERATION!!! THEY'RE MAKING SURE THIS MATCH TAKES PLACE AND THEY GET THROWN IN THE MATCH BEGINS!!! MAIN EVENT #2:HELL IN A CELL UCW WORLD TAG TEAM TITLES MATCH TOTAL DEVASTATION (c) .vs. THE NEW VEGAS CONNECTION Hendrix:The cage is closed! Vegas is bashing Simmatics head against the cage! He is being beaten brutally now! Oh My God! High Rider has Max Gunn and a piledriver down to the canvas! Vegas is on top of the buckle on Simmatic! "1----2----3----4----5----6----7----8----9----10!!!" He is busted open again! Blood is gushing from Max Gunn's head as well! Simmatis is trying to open up the door! But he can't do it! High Rider hits a chokeslam on Max Gunn! He signals for the High Rider Hangover! He nails it! And Vegas has Simmatic up and down in the Jackpot! They make a double cover! A 1----------------------2---------------------3!!! WE HAVE NEW TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS OF THE WORLD!!! THE FANS ARE GOING CRAZY HERE IN ALBANY,NEW YORK AND I DON'T BLAME THEM ONE BIT!!! THE CAGE IS BEING RAISED AS THE NEW TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS TAKE THE TOP TURNBUCKLES!!! YES!!! HERE COME ALL THE WRESTLERS FROM THE BACK TO CONGRADULATE THE VEGAS CONNECTION AS THE NORTH AMERICAN CHAMP AND THE TV CHAMP GET TAKEN OUT OF HERE!!! FANS WE HOPE YOU'VE ENJOYED THIS AND I HOPE YOU JOIN US FOR UCW STABLE EXPLOSION 98 ON SUNDAY,OCTOBER 17th!!! GOODNIGHT EVERYBODY,WE'LL SEE YOU MONDAY!!! (Video plays a 3 minute highlight reel of the night to the tune of AC/DC's "HIGH WAY TO HELL") (Camera returns to fans still going crazy,and the Vegas Connection still celebrating) (2 minutes later,they fade to black...)