You MIGHT Be a Michigander If... This is especially for those of you who live in Michigan...and for those who live too close for comfort...*wink*

If you know what a pastie is..
If you bake with "soda" and drink "pop"...
If you define summer as three months of bad sledding...
If your definition of a small town is one that doesn't have a lake...
If your family breaks into violence during a UM-MSU game...
If snow tires come standard on all your cars...
If at least 50% of your relatives work for the auto industry...
If you have gotten frostbitten and sunburned in the same week...
If you can identify an Ohio accent...
If owning a Japanese car was a hanging offense in your home town...
If you learned to pilot a boat before the training wheels came off your bike...
If you think Alkaline batteries were named after a Tiger outfielder...
If you point at the palm of your hand when telling people where you grew up...
If you dont understand what the big deal about Chicago is...
If someone asks you if you've ever been to Europe, and you answer, "No, but I've
been to Ann Arbor..."
If "Down South" to you means Toledo... If you have any idea who Bob Ufer was...
If driving coast to coast means going from Port Huron to Muskegon...
If you refer to your relatives in southern Michigan as "Trolls" or "Lopers"...
If the "Big Three" can mean either Ford, Chrysler and GM or Domino's, Little
Caesar's and Hungry Howie's...
If the Big Mac is something you can drive across...
If you have no problem spelling Mackinac Island...
If you had to get a passport to travel to Ohio...
If you have as many Canadian coins in your pocket as American coins...
If your kid's baseball game has ever been snowed out...
If the trees in your backyard have spigots...
If you drive 70 in bumper to bumper traffic and always pass on the right...
If you know that a place called Kalamazoo actually exists...
If your favorite hockey team's mascot is an octopus...
If you have a favorite hockey team...
If you dont have a coughing fit from one sip of Vernors...
If you know how to play Euchre...

The End..for the moment...