Think About It


  • The irony of life is that no one gets out alive.

  • If there is no god, then who pops up the next kleenex in the box?

  • Why do they sterilize the needles for lethal injections?

  • When a man talks dirty to a woman, its sexual harassment. When a woman talks dirty to a man, its $3.95/min.

  • When you choke a smurf, what color does it turn?

  • If a mute swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap?

  • If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?

  • If you yelled at your plants instead of talking to them, would they still grow? Only to be troubled and insecure?

  • Is there another word for synonym?

  • When sign makers go on strike, is anything written on their signs?

  • Where do forest rangers go to "get away from it all?"

  • Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?

  • Why do they report power outages on TV?

  • Is it possible to be totally partial?

  • What's another word for thesaurus?

  • Would a fly without wings be called a walk?

  • Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them?

  • Why do people who know the least know it the loudest?

  • If the funeral procession is at night, do folks drive with their headlights off?

  • If a stealth bomber crashes in a forest, will it make a sound?

  • If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked?

  • When it rains, why don't sheep shrink?

  • Should vegetarians eat animal crackers?

  • If the cops arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent?

  • When companies ship Styrofoam, what do they pack it in?

  • Why is the word abbreviation so long?

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