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SUBJ: Making Love to a PC User vs. Mac User
To make love to a PC user, you first have to make certain the sex
board is properly seated in its slot, the board has the right IRQ
setting, and the driver is in the config.sys file. Then reboot,
find the file excite.exe in the sex folder, and load.
To make love to a Mac user, you justPLUG AND PLAY
window 95 users,you guys can continue to "PLUG AND PRAY!!"(LOL!!LOL!!)
After the Hugh Grant incident made the papers, Bill Gates called up Hugh Grant.
Bill asked "Was it really worth $50 to almost ruin your career?"
Hugh replied "Bill, actually it was worth a million".
So Bill called up Hughes' favorite prostitute, but since she became so famous, her prices had gone up quite a bit. So Bill paid $10,000 for a night with Divine. In the morning he said, "That was fantastic! Now I know why professionally you call yourself 'divine'".
She answered "Thank you, and now I know why you call your company Microsoft."
Hello?MAC lovers,call
3/14/97 the Internet world event in Los Angeles was just incredible,Apple generated some excitement but I felt
overwhelmed by all the hoopla surrounding all the PCs.I'm still a MAC addict & just now found out abt this magazine,the MACADDICT.
check out
THE 97 FAIR in LA FOR MACADDICTS!!
Click to view neat pictures!
WANNA BE HAPPY?CONSULT WITH THE DOCTOR!Medicine woman!
all you mac geeks
,we must support apple com
2/97.Microsoft said it'd stop making software for PowerPC chip,dealing the latest
blow to the once-touted microprocessor.The powerPC microprocessor,developed jointly by IBM co,Motorola inc. and Apple Comp,were once
pushed as an alternative to the dominant INTEL co chips that are the brain of most computers.
Only Apple currently sells powerPC computers in any substancial numbers,and last month IBM said it'd stop making its powerPC-Windows NT
machines because of their small sales volumes.
The power McIntosh line is a leading platform for professional publishing,multimedia and web authoring.
1-800-373-0877 for your free CD-Rom "the 97 Apple MAC advocate,it's full of demo
free software(Quicktime 2.5,acrobat reader)sys update.It runs on PCs.Apple is great but the word is just
not out!!Let's spread it NOW!!!
the MacAddict link on front page!!lots of goodies to download!!
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