Welcome to Dale M. White's Web Page

Welcome to Dale M. White's Home Page

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My Story:

I was born and raised in South Central (Kentucky, that is). I grew up a poor farmer's boy, we were a simple and peaceful people. At the age of 13, I was given a Commodore VIC 20 for Christmas. From that day on I knew what I wanted to be in life, a NERDBOY !! (Cause being a farmboy sucked !)

Since I was a complete loser in High School, I was forced to join the Army. Fortunately, I was able to get a job as a computer Nerd. The Army, realizing that I was low life scum, sent me to the Pentagon, with the rest of the Army's lowest scum. After 6 long grueling years, of being low life scum, I left the Army and got a job working as a private contractor for the Army (thus, I became a Scum Sucker)

After 10 wonderful months of being a scum sucking leech, I decided to do something with my pathetic excuse for a life. So Finally, I got a real job, working for a real company, "Digital Equipment Corporation", Now HP Corporation. Now I get to travel all over the U.S. and put together Microsoft Windows NT\2000\.NET Networks Yeapie !! The best part is they pay me to do this !!!

Hey, wanna take a peek at the Geek ?

Here are is a few links to some of my favorite nerd sites

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