Ragnarok's Web Page

<body stylesrc="main.html" background="back3.gif" bgcolor="#000000" text="#00FF00" link="#3300FF" vlink="#FFFF66"> <p><img src="lsghost.jpg" border="0" WIDTH=434 HEIGHT=231> <br> </center> </p> <p> That's right folks its time to take a bumpy ride down the information superhighway on Ragnarok's Web Page, the greatest web page on earth. You can do everything from... well, um, ...okay so maybe it's not the greatest home page on earth but it's still pretty cool because... uh...because I say so, that's why. So maybe it is just another lame web page from some loser who spends half his life on IRC, but at least it's something. Anyway, enjoy. </p> <font color="#00FFFF"><hr> <center><h2><blink>News Flash!!!</blink></h2> <h4>This homepage is now the official winner of none of these great awards</h4> <table border="0" width="475"> <tr> <td align="center"> <a href="http://www.msn.com"> <img src="week.gif" border="0" WIDTH=142 HEIGHT=71></a> </td> <td align="center"> <a href="http://www.zdnet.com/~pccomp/filters/webmap.html"> <img src="pccomp.gif" border="0" WIDTH=110 HEIGHT=42></a> </td> <td align="center"> <a href="http://www.thenet-usa.com/"> <img src="100.gif" border="0" WIDTH=88 HEIGHT=80></a> </td> <td align="center"> <a href="http://www.zdnet.com/~pcmag/special/web100/top100f.htm"> <img src="web100s.gif" border="0" WIDTH=90 HEIGHT=90></a> </td> </tr> </table> <hr> <font color="#8000FF"><p>I know. I know. Now that you've seen the greatness my mind can create, you're thinking "Who is this Ragnarok guy, and what's he like?". Ok, so maybe it's more likely that you're thinking "Oh no, he's not going to bore me with his life story is he?". Well, no matter what you're thinking, I'll probably still dissapoint you with these informative bits of information about myself.</p> </center><p><br> </p> <table border="1" width="100%"> <tr> <th> <font size="+1"><em><strong>PERSONAL INFORMATION</strong></em></font><br> </th> </tr> </table> <table border="1" width="100%"> <tr> <th>SEX</th> <td>Not Today</td> </tr> <tr> <th>HAIR</th> <td>Short</td> </tr> <tr> <th>EYES</th> <td>Two</td> </tr> <tr> <th>HEIGHT</th> <td>Approximately 1752 mm</td> </tr> <tr> <th>WEIGHT</th> <td>Approximately 413 pounds on the surface of Jupiter.</td> </tr> <tr> <th>AGE</th> <td>1 Score and 2 years</td> </tr> <tr> <th>HOBBY</th> <td>World Conquest</td> </tr> <tr> <th>PHILOSOPHY OF LIFE</th> <td>I know enough to know I know nothing.</td> </tr> </table> <table> <tr> <td> <br> <center> And if finding out all this wasn't enough to make you sick to begin with, <br> now you can actually look at my <a href="pics.html" target="_top">ugly mug</a>. </center> <font size="+0" color="#00FFFF"> <p> I suppose you also want to know where to find me (So you can tell me exactly how crapy you think this page is). Well I stick mainly with <a href="http://geocities.datacellar.net/RainForest/4475/index.html" target="_top">#Jungle</a> on irc.mtv.com. If you don't find me there, then call the morgue, cuz I must be dead.</p> <p> <font size="+2" color="#FF0000"> </p> <p> Silly me, I almost forgot... no IRC users web page is complete without a little shoutout to all his friends, so here goes... <center> <font size="+1"> </p> <p> XCIX, WTF, WhoHash, WiLt, <a href="http://geocities.datacellar.net/SiliconValley/Park/4078/index.html" target="_top">ViXeN</a>, Vampress, <A HREF="http://www.ez-net.com/~bleege/brian/index.html" TARGET="_top">Stew</A>, Station_, <A HREF="http://geocities.datacellar.net/TimesSquare/Arcade/2885/index.htm" TARGET="_top">Sp00ky</A>, <a href="http://geocities.datacellar.net/SoHo/4241/" target="_top">Shyanne</a>, <A HREF="http://geocities.datacellar.net/SouthBeach/Marina/5016/" TARGET="_top">Shade</A>, <a href="http://www.dragonfire.net/~Fairlight/" target="_top">Revenant</a>, Pyrojen, <a href="http://geocities.datacellar.net/RodeoDrive/3194/" target="_top">Princess</a>, Piston, Paladine, <a href="http://www.randomc.com/~nova/" target="_top">Novalogic</a>, N0m\s, Moxie, <a href="http://www.syix.com/bevans/merf/" target="_top">Merf</a>, Mekare, <a href="http://www.hot1.net/shroom/" target="_top">MASTERNiC</a>, Loser, <a href="http://www.ez-net.com/~lamb/" target="_top">Logix</a>, Koollaid, <a href="http://geocities.datacellar.net/SiliconValley/5414/index.html" target="_top">Kat1234</a>, <A HREF="http://www.dragonfire.net/~kaboom/" TARGET="_top">Kaboom</A>, <A HREF="http://geocities.datacellar.net/SouthBeach/Marina/5574" TARGET="_top">JanTra</A>, Groovy, Fuselage, Flashbmbr, <a href="http://geocities.datacellar.net/SunsetStrip/Alley/7887/" target="_top">Fitshaced</a>, Fetus, [edgar], CyberDrew, Curie, CoolDude, CJ, CIA, <A HREF="http://netnet.net/~ghinde/kyle.htm" TARGET="_top">Brewer</A>, Bobert, Berkowitz, and probably more i can't think of now. </p> <font size="+0" color="#0000FF"> <p> Well that's about it. So unless you want to sit around and stare at my page for awhile, you're just going to have to go. I know it'll be hard leaving this beautifull masterpiece, but you'll have to pull yourself together and go on with your life. Now be sure to tell your friends about Ragnarok's Web Page, and have a pleasant day.</p> </center> <font size="+0"> <hr> <font size="+1" color="#FF8000"> You are the No. <img src="http://sunsite.unc.edu/lunarbin/pop.gif"> visitor of this homepage since 10/30/96, and the population of earth is now <img src="http://www.usc.edu/cgi-bin/counter?ls1&width=4" align="absmiddle"> (Or is is the other way around?) <hr> </font> <font color="#00FF00"> <h4>This page was last updated on 04/09/97</h4> <a href="mailto:_lostsoul_@geocities.com"><img src="mail.gif" alt="[IMAGE]"></a> Send any suggestions or fan mail to <a href="mailto:_lostsoul_@geocities.com"> _LostSoul_@geocities.com</a><br> <br> <center><b> This page hosted by <target="_top" href="/"><img src="gc_icon.gif" align="middle" alt="GeoCities" border="0"></a> Get your own <a href="http://geocities.datacellar.net">Free Home Page</a></b></center> </td> </tr> </table> </body>