Collected Wit
Fractured Proverbs
- Now is the time for all good men to come to.
- Give a man a fish, and you feed him for a day -
give a man a fish every day, and you feed him for the rest of his life.
- Familiarity breeds attempt.
- A fool and his money are some party.
- Nothing exceeds like excess.
- Virtue is its only reward.
- No good deed goes unpunished.
- Honor is without profit in your own country.
- The truth will ouch.
- Many hands make light work heavy.
- It's not what you know, and it's not who you know; it's what you know about who you know.
(Special Latin Section)
- Sic biscuitus disintegrat
- Illegitimi non carborundum
- Carpe per diem
Last updated November 29, 2001